SharpestScalpel

Please won't you be a mutant?



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    A lifetime of dealing with the supernatural has prepared Stiles for a lot of things. He can totally run a mile in seven flat, he can dress his own wounds with nothing more than a half-shredded t-shirt and one of the alcohol packets he always keeps in his jeans, and he once hot-wired Derek’s camaro using only a ballpoint pen. He’s like MacGyver, but for things that go bump in the night. He’s so used to the weird and bizarre, in fact, that he was even relatively able to roll with the punches when “a werewolf and a mage walking into a nudist colony” became his actual life instead of the start of a dirty and undoubtedly hilarious joke.

    Nothing, however, could have prepared him for this.

    Derek is three feet to his right, naked as the day he was born, and he is beaming.

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    29 Apr 2017

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    "This is a casual, adult relationship based on sex, and it is awesome." In which Stiles and Derek have a great time buddyfucking until a burrito ruins it all.

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    23 Apr 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    "I don't want you to suck my dick," Sid says. Tyler can feel his ears burning, but he nods. He knew he was taking a risk, but he thought he'd read between the lines correctly. It wouldn't be the first time he's been wrong.

    Sid touches his chin and Tyler looks up. "I want you to suck Geno's dick. Can you do that for me?"

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    6 Apr 2017

  4. Rec *

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    The SHIELD D/s World AU that the world probably doesn't need, but that I wrote anyway. Things don't start out easy between Coulson and Clint Barton when Coulson attempts to recruit Barton to join SHIELD, but things eventually do start to settle between them, even as SHIELD tries to figure out what has been happening to all the submissives that have been disappearing from western countries.

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    29 Mar 2017

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    Steve gets a message on a job board from a woman looking for a husband for her son so he can get extra money from the government for college. And Steve so totally does not fall in love with his husband. (Except he really, really does.)

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    25 Mar 2017