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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    Matilda turns hacker, impresses Tony Stark, and fails to be swayed by Charles Xavier.

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    22 May 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Alternate names – ‘this human emotion called ‘butt-touch,’’ ‘but who tops,’ ‘parkourstuck’

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    1. Be Dave Strider, human, tricker extraordinaire and minor GrubTube sensation. Meet some douchebag at a practice session.
    2. Be Karkat Vantas, troll, traceur with a few tricks and an ornery fucker with something to hide.
    3. Step into the trick, keep your core tight, and flip.
    4. Keep flipping.
    5. Now kiss.

    Tips
    -Drink plenty of water.
    -Don’t slow down as you’re approaching the obstacle! That’s stutter-stepping, and you will fuck up hard.
    -Knees up, shoulders back.
    -Quit worrying already and touch his hot butt.

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    18 May 2013

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    There's no point, but you pick up your controller, hit start.

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    15 May 2013

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Aradia Megido has morbid hobbies, and Sollux Captor has very bad teeth. Dumb pale flirting. Teens holding hands. Graverobbing.

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    11 May 2013

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    "Grinds," he echoes a little numbly, looking defeated.

    "Almost," she says, leaning over him and peering over her glasses into his one functional eye, her eyebrows arched and lips pursed in a way that tells him her schtick is at least partially self-aware. "Grindzzzz."

    For the kinkmeme: Sollux has a shy bulge and needs persuading that he can still have fun. Latula shows him some sweet grinds, plus some other neat tricks.

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    24 Apr 2013