SchyzotypalX
Fandoms
- The Avengers (2012) (12)
- Thor (Movies) (3)
- Norse Mythology (1)
- Sherlock (TV) (1)
- Iron Man (Movies) (1)
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The Avengers are turned into kids by a soft-science de-aging serum, silliness ensues.
---"WHO THE HELL HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA TO GIVE CLINT BARTON A BOW AND ARROW?"
"It's just nerf sir." One of the agents says, looking nervous.
"It's annoying as hell that's what it is. " Fury says, tugging yet another suction cup tipped mini arrow from the back of his head. "When I said I wanted him to come out of his shell, I didn't mean like this. He's got it in his head that he's some sort of Robin Hood, except instead of stealing from the rich, he just shoots arrows at my damn head."
As if on cue an arrow promptly sticks itself between Fury's narrowed eyes.
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- Part 11 of Hazing!Verse
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There's a surprise attack at a hot springs and the team, deprived of their usual weapons, must learn to improvise.
---"Well this is a bit awkward isn't it?" Tony says, tying his slipping towel around his waist as he slides in behind the counter next to Steve. "Naked and fighting a terrorist attack with nothing but crappy sandals and ninja stuff."
"Very articulate Stark." Loki comments dryly.
Clint and Natasha just roll their eyes. "We've seen worse. Budapest." They intone in unison.
"Budapest, Budapest. It's always 'we've seen worse in Budapest'! Is there something that went down there that I should know about?"
"Nothing that we'd want you to know about Stark."
"Now I'm really curious."
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- Part 12 of Hazing!Verse
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PHIL COULSON! AKA The part where I kill Loki so he can reconcile with a very smug ghost Coulson.
---Loki turns in surprise at the voice, only to immediately turn back once he sees what the owner of the voice is wearing.
Phil Coulson stands before him, clad in nothing more than a very small loincloth and a wolf pelt that is draped over his shoulders in just such a way that it manages to cover absolutely nothing of importance.
"Hello there," Coulson says, smiling. "You're dead."
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- Part 10 of Hazing!Verse
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Contains: Tony Stark snark, nicknames, seedy nightclubs, vapid women and Loki handling the ladies like a baus.
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"You Stars n' Stripes," He jabs a finger at Steve. "Have been a capsicle for seventy years and a shut in since then. You two," He turns his attention to Thor and Loki, "are freaking aliens who still can't grasp that you're allowed to use contractions." Thor makes a noise in protest. "And you," Stark rounds on Banner, "have been living in god knows where trying your best to turn into Mother Teresa, her tragically nonexistent sex-life included."He crosses his arms over his chest, and surveys the men before him in much the same way a general would survey an army. "Now we have come across something much treasured. The wife's away and nobody is trying to use a ray gun to freeze the lower half of Manhattan. We have time off and you boys are going to go get dressed and learn about the finer things of the twenty first century, mainly the women. Is that clear?"
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- Part 9 of Hazing!Verse
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Curiosity Killed The Cat by SchyzotypalX
The Avengers (2012), Norse Mythology, Thor (2011)
29 May 2012
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Tony learns the dangers of trying to tease the Trickster King. Loki trolls and Natasha helps.
---Tony frowns. "Whose Sleipner?" He asks, genuinely curious.
It takes a fraction of a second for Loki to process the implications of this sentence. It takes less time than that for him to spot an opportunity. Apparently Stark hasn't done his research thoroughly enough, Loki will have to take it upon himself to educate him.
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- Part 8 of Hazing!Verse
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Hazing!Verse by SchyzotypalX
Iron Man (Movies), Norse Mythology, The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011)
25 Jun 2012
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Loki turns good (and wimpy) for reasons yet to be (and probably never to be) discussed and is cajoled into the joining the Avengers. Silliness, Angst, Fluff and Friendship ensue in that order. At this point I'm just writing whatever I want and putting it up but most of it's funny, or shmoopy, I think.
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- 23,383
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
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John is one of eight mech pilots heroically protecting Earth from an alien invasion. Pretty easy on the moral choices. See evil monster from space, kill evil monster from space.
Only then he actually meets one of them face to face.
Series
- Part 1 of Battlefield Terra
Bookmarked by SchyzotypalX
5 Jan 2013
Bookmarker's Notes
good.
really dark though so i'd watch out.
it was inspired by evangelion.
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
Bookmarked by SchyzotypalX
2 Dec 2012
Bookmarker's Notes
sollux and karkat make my kokoro go breaky breaky
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Dave's the Flame Prince, and John is a stupid hero in like-like. Adventure Time AU.
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In three years alone in the veil, John Egbert gets to know the orange feathery knockoff of his best friend.
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Jake is confused by AR's sexy new look. A look at the perils and pleasures of dating a computer program.
Bookmarked by SchyzotypalX
16 Nov 2012