Schuyler

Mrs. Peel, we're needed.



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  1. Rec 58

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    Shitty, Ransom, and Holster are spending the night at Jack's. Bitty's horny and cockblocked, everyone's half-dressed, and now they're all watching porn together. Is there a gay version of a Dear Penthouse letter? Asking for a friend.

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    Jim’s never really been around babies, so it takes him a while to get past the unbelievable shock every time Skon does anything. Until now, Jim’s been under the completely erroneous assumption that babies are just tiny wrapped bundles in their mom’s arms until they become mobile. He hadn’t accounted for a nine-month-old to have a personality, to be a person, even if it’s a little one.

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  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    "Are you saying I'll get better results if I put you under the lash when you don't return your equipment?"

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    18 Apr 2016

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    A gift for my darling @scandalmuss

    After a particularly bad mission, Merlin and the Kingsman psych team think Harry needs something to help him decompress...like a hobby. Which is how Harry Hart - Elite Super Spy - ends up in an apron piping frosting on cakes in a tiny cooking school in the heart of London, taught by one Eggsy Unwin, a round-cheeked angel with, as it turns out, a weakness for older men in gorgeous suits who look at him like he might be the tastiest thing in the kitchen.

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    18 Dec 2015

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    Constable Unwin never met a tailor before, but he knows this bloke who keeps turning up at his crime scenes ain't one.

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    19 Nov 2015