Schmissy



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    If Remus has to go on one more date set up by his mother, he will maul his own face off. It was nothing against the boys, they were... Well, they were horribly dull, but it was mostly the werewolf thing. So when an escape plan, in the form of Sirius Black, presents itself, Remus is more than happy to take it.

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    Option A : violently tell Derek that they are under no circumstances ever to hook up again because it was stupid and dumb.

    Option B : tell Scott the truth, stand back and watch as Scott kills Derek with his bare hands so Stiles doesn't even have to face the music. Not an option at all, actually. Expunge this from the record.

    The real Option B : calmly explain to Derek that the situation is too fucked up and hey, maybe if Derek and Scott ever shake hands and make up, he and Stiles can hook up again because, man...it was great.

    Option C : forget everything, charge headfirst into danger like fuckin' Bravehart and have sex with Derek all over again.

    Option D : bury himself alive and wait for the worms to eat him.

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    10 Oct 2015

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    Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

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    Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...

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    22 Sep 2015

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    John didn't understand how they always managed to get into positions like these.

    Or, the one with the morning blow jobs.

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    17 Sep 2015

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    Podfic of DILF by Twentysomething

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    15 Sep 2015