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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,240
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    775
    Kudos:
    4306
    Bookmarks:
    841
    Hits:
    42258
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    Peter is a hooker who’s having a rough night. First, a client tries to beat him up. Then, he runs into an assassin, a strangely gentlemanly assassin who helps him out by beating up the guy that was trying to beat Peter up.

    Okay. That’s… bizarre, even for Peter’s line of work, but it isn’t all bad.

    But when Peter’s most dangerous clients—the bashers, the rapists, the roofiers—start turning up dead, Peter has to ask himself whether the assassin he’d met that one time has become his ultra-violent guardian angel.

    Now, Peter has to decide whether to lie to the only cop he likes, Detective Gwen Stacy, about the serial killer apparently roaming the streets and targeting the men who’re cruel to Peter, or to tell the truth and be an ungrateful little snitch.

    Zero guesses as to what Peter decides.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,365
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    725
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    5407
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    Peter pines. Little does he know that Tony is pining, too.

    Set after Civil War. Canon-compliant except for the fact that Peter is eighteen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,080
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3008
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    In which a species of alien flower plays matchmaker.

    Or, the obligatory sex pollen story.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4468
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    Hunk takes care of his Omegas. All four of them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    6449
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    An alternate universe in which Chirrut is a young Padawan at the still-thriving temple in Jedha, and Baze is a kyber miner with one hell of a chip on his shoulder.

    Or, the Force plays matchmaker in the form of a peach. Yes, a peach.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    370
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3449
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    Peter summons a demon. A demon that promptly starts hitting on him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,995
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    861
    Bookmarks:
    141
    Hits:
    8010
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    Stiles travels to a world in which the sheriff never met Claudia, and never joined law enforcement. Instead, he became a darker version of himself—a paranoid, embittered hunter of supernatural creatures, whose adherence to the Code is sketchy, at best.

    When John refuses to acknowledge Stiles as his son, will Stiles turn his back on the man who is no longer his father, or will he stay and try to show John a better way?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,715
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    217
    Kudos:
    889
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    15267
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    “The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1782
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    Summary

    In which Android consumes a peach. Metaphorically speaking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,595
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1696
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    In a world where Omegas far outnumber Alphas, a dowry system is in place, whereby the Omega’s family offers a dowry in order to secure a respectable Alpha match, with the highest dowries netting the “best” Alphas.

    Aunt May struggles to secure an Alpha for her Omega nephew’s first heat. All her meager savings can afford is a butt-ugly (by his own admission) Alpha without much experience to speak of.

    Peter would rather go unmated than lose his virginity to a guy that can’t go five seconds without making a Monty Python reference. However, it seems Peter has no choice…

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,520
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    376
    Kudos:
    2577
    Bookmarks:
    498
    Hits:
    34334
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    Eggsy is a famous photographer and Harry is his model.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,070
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    314
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3505
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    Eggsy is a pool boy. Harry lusts after him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,816
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    730
    Bookmarks:
    97
    Hits:
    7423
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    This story is set in a world where all people are Betas by default, and it is only during mating season that they take on Alpha or Omega characteristics. Which characteristics they take on during any particular heat is decided by entering into combat with their chosen partner, in which the “victor” presents as an Alpha and the “loser” (or rather, co-winner) presents as an Omega.

    Harry and Eggsy are a married couple, and it is mating season once again...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    860
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    640
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    7792
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    Summary

    Ten short stories about the reasons why Spider-Man and Deadpool belong together, all from Peter’s point of view. (If they were from Wade’s point of view, there’d be, like, ten million reasons. Not ten. So I picked the only doable option.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,255
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    611
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    6939
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    Summary

    Spider-Man had a reputation as a smalltime hero, but he’d never actually rescued a cat from a tree, before.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    1042
    Bookmarks:
    166
    Hits:
    9503
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    When Wade climbed into the window of Peter’s shitty studio apartment on a Thursday afternoon, the last thing he expected was to find Peter in stockings.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,185
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    1727
    Bookmarks:
    253
    Hits:
    29319
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    Deadpool is a vampire vigilante mercenary out to save the world. And also to make money. Preferably while saving the world. Hey, maintaining an immortal lifestyle—deadstyle? Technically, he’s dead, isn’t he?—is hella expensive. Especially when you have a scarred, pitted face resembling moldy French cheese, and can’t seduce your way into silk sheets and creature comforts.

    Speaking of silk sheets, Wade’s are desperately cold and desperately lonely—cold because his circulation-free body does nothing to warm them, and lonely because, well, there’s no one else to warm them. Hasn’t been, for ages. And Wade’s all but lost hope of ever again finding a partner he might love.

    That begins to change when he meets a poverty-stricken human boy selling his virginity to the highest bidder.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,200
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    863
    Bookmarks:
    131
    Hits:
    10687
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    Summary

    How Eggsy’s recruitment could have gone.

    Or, Eggsy attends a job interview for the role of personal assistant to the CEO of a famous law firm. The interview doesn’t go as expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    803
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    10227
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    Summary

    Poe and Finn get married without even knowing it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    962
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    12045

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