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    Napoleon taunts Illya into making out. That’s the plan, anyway, but it goes further than he expects.

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    English
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    1,925
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1021
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    Deadpool being cheerfully disturbed. Or is it disturbingly cheerful?

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    English
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    199
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    120
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    Napoleon is a bored incubus, Illya is a frustrated priest, and they're stuck together for the foreseeable with... interesting consequences.

    (The podfic!)

    Language:
    English
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    12
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    377
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    What if Harry hadn’t managed to save Draco from the Fiendfyre?

    As far as Harry knows, Draco dies that day, and Harry lives on, haunted by the memory of Draco’s fall into the flames. The loss jars Harry into realizing his feelings for Draco—but it’s too late. Seventeen years later, Harry is still alone after a string of casual relationships, unable to rediscover that depth of emotion with anyone else.

    As far as Draco knows, the reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated. He not only survives the Fiendfyre, but finds himself inexplicably in the future, a future where people think he’s been dead for seventeen years, and where an older, jaded, stubbled Potter is bizarrely fixated on him.

    Never mind that, though; Draco has a life to get on with and a reputation to repair, a Potions apprenticeship to adjust to and an unexpected friendship with the young Teddy Lupin. He mostly tries not to think about the fact that he’s stuck living with Potter, who’s become disturbingly attractive with age, and who seems disturbingly attracted to him, in return.

    Essentially, this is an excuse to indulge my age difference kink. Um. Enjoy?

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    English
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    11,840
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    181
    Kudos:
    608
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    6948
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    In which Illya is a robot, and Napoleon discovers an unlikely kink for being fucked by machines with Russian accents.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,945
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1677
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    In which Illya works out his Daddy issues with Napoleon, and his Mommy issues with Gaby.

    At the same time.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3249
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    A classy, funny and occasionally irreverent soundtrack for an equally classy, funny and irreverent film.

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    Language:
    English
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    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    471
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    An incubus and a priest team up with a witch in order to save the world. Or, a supernatural version of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., complete with evil demons and hotel sex.

    (Far less plotty than it sounds. This is basically Napoleon seducing Illya. My bad.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,165
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    4104
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    Deadpool in kill-mode. Scary and funny by turns.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    317
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    Eggsy is a camboy jacking it off for a paying audience. Harry is the lonely businessman who gets dangerously obsessed with him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,680
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3090
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    Harry is the best valet, except for how he wants to fuck his master senseless. Eggsy is the worst master, except for how he gives Harry exactly what he wants.

    Or, a birthday gift for roxlins, who wanted more of Harry being a service top, so I decided to give her a very literal service top. As in, a top whose very profession is service.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,411
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    302
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2884
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    Stiles and Derek are a couple trying to conceive. Of course, this means lots and lots of sex. Stiles is starting to get tired of it.

    Except for how he’s not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    730
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    11338
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    Harry is a centaur. Eggsy is a stableboy. They are, as one might expect, a match made in heaven.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,900
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    478
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    4556
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    A Remus/Sirius fanmix, composed of flashbacks to their youth, so full of hope, and the tragedy that eventually befalls them.

    “’Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” — Alfred Tennyson.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    172
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    The sheriff has an evil twin. A twin that wants to do bad, bad things to Stiles.

    But what if the sheriff isn’t exactly the good twin, either?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,630
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5040
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    Eggsy goes undercover as a stripper, lapdances for Harry, and discovers more about his sexuality than he ever expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,535
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    242
    Kudos:
    1692
    Bookmarks:
    282
    Hits:
    26640
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    An incredibly dark Draco Malfoy fanmix.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    583
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    300
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    Yet another dark, fucked up Tom/Harry fanmix from Tom’s point of view. Tom is in love and in hate with Harry, and even he isn’t sure if his obsession will end in Harry's death, or his own.

    My previous Tom/Harry mix can be found here.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    863
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    A Snape/Harry mix from Snape’s perspective, with hints of Snape/Lily in the past. There’s a bit of darkness, here, and a bit of hope, both inextricably tied to each other. Much like Snape and Harry themselves.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    295
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    You think you’ve heard crack fanmixes before? None can get crackier than this. Then again, I’m not even sure this is crack; it walks the fine line between bleeding-heart sincerity and sheer ridiculousness.

    Or, the story of Cherik’s epic romance as told in 80s power ballads. (And some 90s ones, too.)

    You’re welcome.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    176
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    336

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