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    Eggsy is a pool boy. Harry lusts after him.

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    English
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    2,821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    420
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    2931
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    In a world where Omegas far outnumber Alphas, a dowry system is in place, whereby an Omega’s family offers a dowry in order to secure a respectable Alpha match, with the highest dowries netting the “best” Alphas.

    Aunt May struggles to secure an Alpha for her Omega nephew’s first heat. All her meager savings can afford is a butt-ugly (by his own admission) Alpha without much experience to speak of.

    Peter would rather go unmated than lose his virginity to a guy that can’t go five seconds without making a Monty Python reference. However, it seems Peter has no choice…

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,846
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    251
    Kudos:
    1338
    Bookmarks:
    241
    Hits:
    13871
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    This story is set in a world where all people are Betas by default, and it is only during mating season that they take on Alpha or Omega characteristics. Which characteristics they take on during any particular heat is decided by entering into combat with their chosen partner, in which the “victor” presents as an Alpha and the “loser” (or rather, co-winner) presents as an Omega.

    Harry and Eggsy are a married couple, and it is mating season once again...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    860
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    396
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    3620
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    Ten short stories about the reasons why Spider-Man and Deadpool belong together, all from Peter’s point of view. (If they were from Wade’s point of view, there’d be, like, ten million reasons. Not ten. So I picked the only doable option.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,255
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    341
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    2983
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    Spider-Man had a reputation as a smalltime hero, but he’d never actually rescued a cat from a tree, before.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    502
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    3868
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    When Wade climbed into the window of Peter’s shitty studio apartment on a Thursday afternoon, the last thing he expected was to find Peter in stockings.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,185
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    871
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    11966
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    Deadpool is a vampire vigilante mercenary out to save the world. And also to make money. Preferably while saving the world. Hey, maintaining an immortal lifestyle—deadstyle? Technically, he’s dead, isn’t he?—is hella expensive. Especially when you have a scarred, pitted face resembling moldy French cheese, and can’t seduce your way into silk sheets and creature comforts.

    Speaking of silk sheets, Wade’s are desperately cold and desperately lonely—cold because his circulation-free body does nothing to warm them, and lonely because, well, there’s no one else to warm them. Hasn’t been, for ages. And Wade’s all but lost hope of ever again finding a partner he might love.

    That begins to change when he meets a poverty-stricken human boy selling his virginity to the highest bidder.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,195
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    479
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    5178
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    How Eggsy’s recruitment could have gone.

    Or, Eggsy attends a job interview for the role of personal assistant to the CEO of a famous law firm. The interview doesn’t go as expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    574
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    5795
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    Poe and Finn get married without even knowing it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    709
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    7635
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    In which Gaby is the German Chancellor’s daughter studying as an international student at a posh American school, Illya is her loyal bodyguard, and Napoleon is Gaby’s sassy bi BFF with a thing for tall, scary Russians.

    Or, a bratty seventeen-year-old Napoleon seduces an Illya ten years his senior with the sort of devotion most reserve for religions.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,455
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    580
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    6714
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    It is the turn of the twentieth century, and Draco Malfoy is the unwilling heir of a vast shipping empire. When his father sends him on an educational voyage to the Americas, Draco finds himself sharing a discomfiting journey with Harry Potter, the infuriating captain of the ship.

    But how much of that discomfiture is lust?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1245
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    Summary

    A Kylo Ren crackmix.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    291
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    Finn and Poe, longing for each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1307
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    Deadpool vs. Kylo Ren. The conclusion is foregone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1029
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    Napoleon will break your heart… and make you like it.

    Or, a fun-filled Napoleon Solo fanmix!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    695
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    Napoleon taunts Illya into making out. That’s the plan, anyway, but it goes further than he expects.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    585
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    11556
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    Deadpool being cheerfully disturbed. Or is it disturbingly cheerful?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    199
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    524
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    Napoleon is a bored incubus, Illya is a frustrated priest, and they're stuck together for the foreseeable with... interesting consequences.

    (The podfic!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1272
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    What if Harry hadn’t managed to save Draco from the Fiendfyre?

    As far as Harry knows, Draco dies that day, and Harry lives on, haunted by the memory of Draco’s fall into the flames. The loss jars Harry into realizing his feelings for Draco—but it’s too late. Seventeen years later, Harry is still alone after a string of casual relationships, unable to rediscover that depth of emotion with anyone else.

    As far as Draco knows, the reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated. He not only survives the Fiendfyre, but finds himself inexplicably in the future, a future where people think he’s been dead for seventeen years, and where an older, jaded, stubbled Potter is bizarrely fixated on him.

    Never mind that, though; Draco has a life to get on with and a reputation to repair, a Potions apprenticeship to adjust to and an unexpected friendship with the young Teddy Lupin. He mostly tries not to think about the fact that he’s stuck living with Potter, who’s become disturbingly attractive with age, and who seems disturbingly attracted to him, in return.

    Essentially, this is an excuse to indulge my age difference kink. Um. Enjoy?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,841
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    199
    Kudos:
    916
    Bookmarks:
    187
    Hits:
    11911
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    In which Illya is a robot, and Napoleon discovers an unlikely kink for being fucked by machines with Russian accents.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,945
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    5260

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