1 - 20 of 290 Works by Saucery

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Harry's a disgruntled cop. His wife has left him, he's been suspended from the police force, and he's on the verge of becoming an alcoholic. That all changes when he meets a mysterious man named Draco, who seduces Harry out of his assumed heterosexuality.

    Or, Draco cures Harry's angst with sex. Filthy, filthy sex.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,250
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2023
  2. Tags
    Summary

    The rugged Sheriff Potter and the high-class dandy, Draco Malfoy, clash wits. And, er... other things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,136
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    642
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Boys are dumb. Magic is occasionally embarrassing. Familiars are always embarrassing. And warriors are nothing without wizards to back them up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,685
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    740
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Derek is under a curse. Only Stiles can break it.

    Or, I take the "True Love's Kiss" trope and run with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,445
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    484
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    5248
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Peter is a glee club nerd who only has weirdos for friends. There's the military fangirl and karate champion, Gamora; the droopy-eyed pothead and tree-hugger, Groot; and the tiny bespectacled science prodigy with anger management issues, Rocket. Drax is a broad-shouldered jock way too popular to fit into their group of misfits, but inexplicably, he does, especially after he decides that Peter is the love of his life.

    Peter just wants to survive high school without getting lynched by the football team, who seem to hold Peter responsible for somehow turning their captain gay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,720
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    546
    Bookmarks:
    98
    Hits:
    5986
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Podfic of Saucery's 'Reasonable to Assume', chapter by chapter.

    Original fic summary:

    ""You're a werewolf! He's a werebaby! How can you not know what to do with him?""

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2546
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Set many years before the movie, and based on my conveniently smutty headcanon that Gamora and Nebula often relieved each other’s sexual frustration, due to the limitations imposed on them by their adoptive father, Thanos, who restricted the number of people they were allowed to be intimate (and thus, potentially compromising) with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    936
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Stiles will (probably) survive this zombie apocalypse. With his zombie boyfriend.

    (The podfic! Yay!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    530
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Drax and Peter go undercover at an alien sex club. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,400
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    540
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    6569
  10. Tags
    Summary

    "The Vulcan ambassador has this kid, all tall and gawky and serious, with shoulders so stiff they might as well be two knobs on a plank of wood. His name's Spock, and he has the dorkiest hairstyle Jim's ever seen. It's like a helmet, smooth and shiny, and Jim wonders if it comes right off, like the plastic hairpieces on those antique Lego sets he used to play with when he was five."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    772
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Derek is a world-famous boxer with a body out of a wet dream, and Stiles is one of his biggest fans. So Stiles can hardly believe his luck when Derek not only moves to Beacon Hills, but also becomes a regular at the café where Stiles works.

    Or, the coffee shop AU that is actually a boxing AU in disguise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,080
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    446
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    5259
  12. Tags
    Summary

    What if Peter took over Malia's training, instead of Stiles? LOL PETER ACTUALLY TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR SOMETHING LOLOLOLOL

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3067
  13. Tags
    Summary

    A mix dedicated to women in the sciences.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    242
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Music for Head Bitches in Charge. If you’re a woman looking for pumped-up music to kick ass to, this is it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    464
  15. Tags
    Summary

    A selection of beautiful songs about mermaids.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    477
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    273
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Fairies outlive humans. That is a fact Maleficent has been aware of all along.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,020
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1366
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Maleficent is a teenage delinquent and Aurora is her idealistic young teacher.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,925
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1484
  18. Tags
    Summary

    A series of ficlets set in a porn industry AU. The Sex-Men is a gay porn studio owned by wealthy activist and professional size queen, Charles Xavier. Magneto is its newest star.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    922
  19. Tags
    Summary

    A dark, sexy, creepy Maleficent/Aurora mix.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1178
  20. Tags
    Summary

    A Dawn of the Planet of the Apes fanmix. Here, you will find songs about evolution, power, war and rebellion. And the apocalypse. Can’t forget the apocalypse!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    237

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation