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    “Maybe you should get over here and fuck me,” Eggsy said, sprawled on his belly on the living room sofa, watching Coronation Street and going spare with boredom.

    “Maybe you should get over here and take what you want,” Harry replied, from his desk, and, oh, that was absolutely a dare.

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    346
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    57
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    Harry isn’t dead; he’s a mind-wiped sex slave that caters to a very specific clientele. When Eggsy embarks on a rescue mission, he gets more than he bargained for.

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    English
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    3,345
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1868
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    Harry is an android. Eggsy challenges his programming.

    Or, Eggsy is a cop with a fondness for danger. Harry is his robot partner, desperately keeping his insufferable human alive.

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    English
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    1,544
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1697
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    In which the Kingsmen are a big, happy, polyamorous family of Doms, and Eggsy is their sub.

    Since they are a “family,” there’s quite a bit of incestuous roleplay, here. Harry is Eggsy’s daddy, Merlin, Percival and Lancelot are his uncles, and Roxy is his sister.

    Yes, I deliberately left Arthur out of this, because he’s a bastard and I don’t believe he deserves Eggsy’s fine booty.

    But everyone else sure does.

    Welcome to hell. We hope you enjoy your stay.

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    English
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    1,865
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5054
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    Eggsy, a humble footman, is pulled into a world of secrets and masks, of subterfuge and seduction.

    Or, masquerade ball porn.

    You’re welcome.

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    English
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    5,170
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    4477
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    Harry and Eggsy are irresistibly drawn to each other... but who is the moth, and who is the flame?

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    Language:
    English
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    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    539
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    Eggsy walks in on Harry at the gym.

    Or, a plotless little story about Eggsy appreciating Harry's body. You may think of this as body worship, but without the sex.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2855
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    Yes, Eggsy is a dog in this story. No, he doesn’t become a dog; he just is a dog. And Harry is his initially unwilling owner, who ends up being charmed by Eggsy despite himself.

    Basically, this is a series of three interconnected ficlets, in which Eggsy-the-puppy progressively wins Harry’s heart.

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    English
    Words:
    995
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2000
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    “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” — James Herriot.

    Or, Harry gets turned into a cat.

    I really have no excuse for this. I’m sorry.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    346
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3329
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    Eggsy goes undercover as a stripper, lapdances for Harry, and discovers more about his sexuality than he ever expected.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,756
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    909
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
    13504
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    Eggsy is a florist with an attitude. Harry is a lawyer with a conscience. Flowers bring them together.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,320
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3285
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    Eggsy is a simple shepherd-boy. Harry is the warlord who takes him captive.

    This world is an alternate version of the Dark Ages, in which the people of Britain are divided between the Kingsmen, those of civilized society who submit to a king of royal blood, and the Wolfmen, a tribe of barbarians whose leadership is settled by combat.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,403
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2780
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    A modern Loki fanmix, full of sex, death and destruction.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    255
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    Eggsy mourns Harry. Set in the immediate aftermath of the movie, in which I imagine Eggsy finally has the time to grieve for Harry and try to come to terms with Harry’s death.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    367
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    Revenge footsie is apparently a thing.

    Or, Eggsy seems to think molesting Harry in public is a fitting reaction to being ignored.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    570
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    6972
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    Harry is a terrible vampire. Eggsy is a terrible hunter. Thank goodness they’re both terrible at what they do.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,320
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3798
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    Eggsy is haunted by Harry. Quite literally.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,096
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3058
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    A fun-filled tribute to the flawless fashion sense of Kingsman.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    796
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    A sexy femslash Hartwin mix, as sleek and sharp as their suits.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    252
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1028
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    Get your tissues ready. This is a tribute to Harry Hart.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    496

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