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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,638
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    621
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    3695
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    In which Android consumes a peach. Metaphorically speaking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,595
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    944
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    In a world where Omegas far outnumber Alphas, a dowry system is in place. The Omega’s family offers a dowry in order to secure a respectable Alpha match, with the highest dowries netting the “best” Alphas.

    Aunt May struggles to secure an Alpha for her Omega nephew’s first heat. All her meager savings can afford is a butt-ugly (by his own admission) Alpha without much experience to speak of.

    Peter would rather go unmated than lose his virginity to a guy that can’t go five seconds without making a Monty Python reference. However, it seems Peter has no choice…

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,520
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    316
    Kudos:
    1982
    Bookmarks:
    391
    Hits:
    24540
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    Eggsy is a famous photographer and Harry is his model.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,070
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2587
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    Eggsy is a pool boy. Harry lusts after him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    601
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    5383
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    This story is set in a world where all people are Betas by default, and it is only during mating season that they take on Alpha or Omega characteristics. Which characteristics they take on during any particular heat is decided by entering into combat with their chosen partner, in which the “victor” presents as an Alpha and the “loser” (or rather, co-winner) presents as an Omega.

    Harry and Eggsy are a married couple, and it is mating season once again...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    860
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    527
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    5629
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    Ten short stories about the reasons why Spider-Man and Deadpool belong together, all from Peter’s point of view. (If they were from Wade’s point of view, there’d be, like, ten million reasons. Not ten. So I picked the only doable option.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,255
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    441
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    4485
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    Spider-Man had a reputation as a smalltime hero, but he’d never actually rescued a cat from a tree, before.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    676
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    5646
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    When Wade climbed into the window of Peter’s shitty studio apartment on a Thursday afternoon, the last thing he expected was to find Peter in stockings.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    1154
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    17967
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    Deadpool is a vampire vigilante mercenary out to save the world. And also to make money. Preferably while saving the world. Hey, maintaining an immortal lifestyle—deadstyle? Technically, he’s dead, isn’t he?—is hella expensive. Especially when you have a scarred, pitted face resembling moldy French cheese, and can’t seduce your way into silk sheets and creature comforts.

    Speaking of silk sheets, Wade’s are desperately cold and desperately lonely—cold because his circulation-free body does nothing to warm them, and lonely because, well, there’s no one else to warm them. Hasn’t been, for ages. And Wade’s all but lost hope of ever again finding a partner he might love.

    That begins to change when he meets a poverty-stricken human boy selling his virginity to the highest bidder.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,195
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    605
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    7238
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    How Eggsy’s recruitment could have gone.

    Or, Eggsy attends a job interview for the role of personal assistant to the CEO of a famous law firm. The interview doesn’t go as expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    672
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    7627
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    Summary

    Poe and Finn get married without even knowing it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    793
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    9121
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    In which Gaby is the German Chancellor’s daughter studying as an international student at a posh American school, Illya is her loyal bodyguard, and Napoleon is Gaby’s sassy bi BFF with a thing for tall, scary Russians.

    Or, a bratty seventeen-year-old Napoleon seduces an Illya ten years his senior with the sort of devotion most reserve for religions.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,454
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    663
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    8038
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    It is the turn of the twentieth century, and Draco Malfoy is the unwilling heir of a vast shipping empire. When his father sends him on an educational voyage to the Americas, Draco finds himself sharing a discomfiting journey with Harry Potter, the infuriating captain of the ship.

    But how much of that discomfiture is lust?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1474
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    Summary

    A Kylo Ren crackmix.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    342
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    Summary

    Finn and Poe, longing for each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1398
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    Summary

    Deadpool vs. Kylo Ren. The conclusion is foregone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1164
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    Napoleon will break your heart… and make you like it.

    Or, a fun-filled Napoleon Solo fanmix!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    744
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    Napoleon taunts Illya into making out. That’s the plan, anyway, but it goes further than he expects.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    653
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    13196
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    Summary

    Deadpool being cheerfully disturbed. Or is it disturbingly cheerful?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    199
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    586

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