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    In which Gaby is the German Chancellor’s daughter studying as an international student at a posh American school, Illya is her loyal bodyguard, and Napoleon is Gaby’s sassy bi BFF with a thing for tall, scary Russians.

    Or, a bratty seventeen-year-old Napoleon seduces an Illya ten years his senior with the sort of devotion most reserve for religions.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,455
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    432
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    4106
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    It is the turn of the twentieth century, and Draco Malfoy is the unwilling heir of a vast shipping empire. When his father sends him on an educational voyage to the Americas, Draco finds himself sharing a discomfiting journey with Harry Potter, the infuriating captain of the ship.

    But how much of that discomfiture is lust?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    723
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    A Kylo Ren crackmix.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    193
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    Finn and Poe, longing for each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1015
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    Deadpool vs. Kylo Ren. The conclusion is foregone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    838
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    Napoleon will break your heart… and make you like it.

    Or, a fun-filled Napoleon Solo fanmix!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    619
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    Napoleon taunts Illya into making out. That’s the plan, anyway, but it goes further than he expects.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    514
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    9436
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    Deadpool being cheerfully disturbed. Or is it disturbingly cheerful?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    199
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    391
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    Napoleon is a bored incubus, Illya is a frustrated priest, and they're stuck together for the foreseeable with... interesting consequences.

    (The podfic!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1094
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    What if Harry hadn’t managed to save Draco from the Fiendfyre?

    As far as Harry knows, Draco dies that day, and Harry lives on, haunted by the memory of Draco’s fall into the flames. The loss jars Harry into realizing his feelings for Draco—but it’s too late. Seventeen years later, Harry is still alone after a string of casual relationships, unable to rediscover that depth of emotion with anyone else.

    As far as Draco knows, the reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated. He not only survives the Fiendfyre, but finds himself inexplicably in the future, a future where people think he’s been dead for seventeen years, and where an older, jaded, stubbled Potter is bizarrely fixated on him.

    Never mind that, though; Draco has a life to get on with and a reputation to repair, a Potions apprenticeship to adjust to and an unexpected friendship with the young Teddy Lupin. He mostly tries not to think about the fact that he’s stuck living with Potter, who’s become disturbingly attractive with age, and who seems disturbingly attracted to him, in return.

    Essentially, this is an excuse to indulge my age difference kink. Um. Enjoy?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,841
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    197
    Kudos:
    828
    Bookmarks:
    171
    Hits:
    10422
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    In which Illya is a robot, and Napoleon discovers an unlikely kink for being fucked by machines with Russian accents.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,945
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    4531
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    In which Illya works out his Daddy issues with Napoleon, and his Mommy issues with Gaby.

    At the same time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    8852
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    A classy, funny and occasionally irreverent soundtrack for an equally classy, funny and irreverent film.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    744
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    An incubus and a priest team up with a witch in order to save the world. Or, a supernatural version of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., complete with evil demons and hotel sex.

    (Far less plotty than it sounds. This is basically Napoleon seducing Illya. My bad.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,165
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    744
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    9886
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    Deadpool in kill-mode. Scary and funny by turns.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    501
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    Eggsy is a camboy jacking it off for a paying audience. Harry is the lonely businessman who gets dangerously obsessed with him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,680
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    442
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    5589
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    Harry is the best valet, except for how he wants to fuck his master senseless. Eggsy is the worst master, except for how he gives Harry exactly what he wants.

    Or, a birthday gift for roxlins, who wanted more of Harry being a service top, so I decided to give her a very literal service top. As in, a top whose very profession is service.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,412
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    409
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    4772
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    Stiles and Derek are a couple trying to conceive. Of course, this means lots and lots of sex. Stiles is starting to get tired of it.

    Except for how he’s not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    1120
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    23296
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    Harry is a centaur. Eggsy is a stableboy. They are, as one might expect, a match made in heaven.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,900
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    647
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    8205
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    A Remus/Sirius fanmix, composed of flashbacks to their youth, so full of hope, and the tragedy that eventually befalls them.

    “’Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” — Alfred Tennyson.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    268

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