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    When Petunia Dursley refused to take Harry in she forfeited his birthright protection, so Dumbledore took the baby to the safest place he knew: Hogwarts.

    The applicable staff (mostly just… not Snape) took Harry in on a rotating schedule as he grew from baby to toddler to child. They traded extra credit for babysitting among the older students, and Harry grew up knowing a few dozen different laps that were safe and warm to nap in.

    This was a Harry who grew up among books, among old transient walls and learned professors. They gave Binns night duty sometimes, and let him talk young Harry to sleep. This was a Harry whose world changed, on principle, daily. The stairs moved. The walls became doors. You had to keep your eyes open–you had to pay attention. So he did.

    He grew up in a school. Knowledge was power, but knowledge was also joy. This was his sanctuary. There was magic in his world from birth.

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    “Peaceful night, sir?” Alfred slid a mug of coffee onto the desk.

    “Seems like it. Couple of small-time burglaries. Tipped off the cops.”

    “Ah,” Alfred smiled faintly. “Gone were the days when you’d go haring off after the smallest lawbreaker, I see.”

    “What’s the point,” Bruce yawned, picking up the cup. “There was a cop car close by, and lately the police are more likely to shoot at me than at a perp.”

    “That might perhaps have something to do with your preferred modus operandi of terrifying even your allies, Master Bruce.”

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    31 Aug 2016

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    Cheating death has consequences.

    Or the one where Supes comes back a little broken, Bruce involuntarily adopts a bunch of superpowered individuals, and alien invasions bring people closer together.

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    Bruce comes to spend a few days at the Kents' farm. Clark tries to be all things to all people. Bruce is kind of an asshole. Does any of this really need saying? Featuring: tractors, misogyny, embarrassing parents, Ikea, awkward barn sex.

    This story is entirely Runkirya's fault, because I haven't been able to stop thinking about a farm fic since she posted this and this.

    I'm posting this as individual chapters over the next few days, but it is not a work in progress; the final work is completed. You are welcome to read in the installment plan now, or wait a few days.

    Also, I am labeling every chapter explicit even though there may be some chapters that do not include explicit sexual content, since the work as a whole is smutty.

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    03 Aug 2016

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      Superman and Batman are stranded on a planet with a red sun and Batman must care for an injured and poisoned Superman.

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    03 Aug 2016