Sapphirus_Caeli



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    As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.

    He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.

    Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?

    One more huff from the guy.

    He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.

    “I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”

    (or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)

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    23 Feb 2018

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    It’s Namjoon who suggests that he makes a Tinder account.

    “No.” He glares at Namjoon across the table. If this is because of the Christmas party, Yoongi is going to murder him with his own tiny hands.

     
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    Yoongi tries to have casual sex on Tinder, and then he meets Jeongguk.

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    22 Feb 2018

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    hoseok just got dumped and now a clearly under aged bartender is refusing to serve him a much needed round of shots.

    ("can you do this teenage angst thing some other time? my ex just walked in with his new boyfriend and i could really use some liquid cowardice."

    the kid narrows his eyes in the direction hoseok had nodded toward. "seokjin hyung's your ex?")

    hoseok nods. "you know him?"

    "yeah," jeongguk glares at hoseok and begins stepping away, definitely refusing to serve him any drink at all. "he dumped me for you.")

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    21 Feb 2018

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    Taehyung likes Iced Caramel Macchiatos, the Arts, and a man that vaguely resembles the Adonis statue.

    (i saw you at starbucks once and immediately started crushing on you and oh shit did you just talk to me? fuck im so weird you're probably weirded out im so dead kill me now au)

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    17 Feb 2018

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    Gym au because I'm basic.

    Jeongguk is a rigorous trainer at a pretentious gym. Taehyung is a lazy, moderately successful painter with a Burger King addiction who decides he should probably hire Jeongguk to, you know, help him get fit or whatever.
    Jimin is a delivery guy.

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    15 Feb 2018