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Three million years in the past, Lister is mourning the end of his relationship with Kochanski, and is about to take drastic measures to relieve the pain... But the thing about erasing your memory is, you never remember that you've done it. Or more importantly, how many times you've done it.
And now, there was this, offering him an out. And no, he wasn't proud of it, but under the circumstances... With a deep sigh, he pushed the device down on top of his head (it made a rather bad fit), and flipped the toggles on either side. A quiet hum enveloped him, accompanied by a soft flash, and that was that. He'd go to bed, wake up, and remember nothing.
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Infinitely probable by Roadstergal for smaychel
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
24 Dec 2012
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The Infinite Improbability Drive can't explain everything.
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Victoria and David sit down to watch a modern American adaptation of Sherlock Holmes.
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It's quite irritating to John that Sherlock isn't the only one to come back from the dead. Post-RF.
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After Out of Time, Rimmer and a still-dead Lister in stasis become trapped on an uninhabited planet for centuries, and history repeats itself.... somewhat.
"Only the Chosen Ones knew the true name, the others holding their ears in respect and awe. Occasionally, though, a young child would forget him or herself and lift one hand ever so carefully, and would hear the name - oishmegheid, oishmegheid - rising to the sky above. The Chosen Ones would see, of course, as they always did, and they would smile amongst themselves, knowingly, for such was the way. Curiosity was a high virtue of the Sleeper. And so they would remain until the early hours of the morning, chanting patiently until the curtain of the hut, adorned with blessed leaf, would shiver and part, and the Watcher would come out and shout to them his blessing:
"For the love of all that is good and holy, will you goited, gerbil-faced twonkers smegging shut up!""
