Hobi: I fucking love you
Jimin: love you too hyung
Hobi: this might be a little too soon but will you marry me jimin??
Jimin: sure of course ^-^
Hobi: just an fyi Namjoon I'm only joking around with chim so no need to be jealous
Hobi: don't worry he is all yours and u can fuck him so hard later that he'll hardly be able to walk the next day
RM: u need Jesus Hoseok
Hobi: tbh I don't disagree
Hoseok has a mission, which is to prove to the group that there are two members that are secretly dating behind everyone's back. At first it had all just been for fun, so it was extremely shocking to him to find out that two member are actually dating. Now with this information, Hoseok will not give up until he finds out which two member it is, which really sucks for him because he is oblivious as fuck, so he completely misses the obvious as fuck interactions between the two members. Hoseok is such an idiot.
Yoongi remembers little to nothing of their crazy drunken night out. But of two things he's absolutely sure, one: he's not gay, two: he just slept with Park Jimin.
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19 Aug 2017