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  1. Summary

    After the transition from Mansfield to Mallory, life goes on for James Bond, Eve Moneypenny, and the new Quartermaster--at work and off duty. If there's much of a distinction in MI6.

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  2. Summary

    The mother of all AUs, the stories that nearly put me in the hospital and my husband and me in divorce court. I'll be adding the rest of the stories as fast as I can.

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  3. Summary

    An open-ended series of ficlets about Steve Rogers, inspired by music he would have known, and mostly concerned with his sexual identity. Thinky rather than sexy.

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  4. Summary

    A loosely connected series of Sherlock/Molly PWPs, just smut for fun (and no profit).

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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    The last craft beer in a sixer. Two stubborn idiots with big, messy feelings they can't spit out and way too much sexual tension. This was probably inevitable.

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    16 Jan 2018

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    “There is no part of you that isn’t transcendent and perfect. Including your breasts.”

    It’s hard to feel self-conscious when the leader of the galaxy wants to be on his knees for you.

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    16 Jan 2018

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    In his mind’s eye, he conjures up a vision of her: on her bare back beneath a starry sky, her hair fanned out around a blushing face, her chin lowered to her chest so she can watch him. You don’t have to be alone anymore, he tells her, I’ve got you, now. Let go of everything else and I’ll keep you safe.

    aka, FORCE FINGER BANGING

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    14 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FORCE BOND FINGERBANG NEED I SAY MORE

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    John Watson isn't actually a pervert. Really. He's just a bit sexually frustrated.

    Honestly, he's never done anything like this before.

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    06 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    You'll be haunted by three spirits. The first is gonna come tomorrow when the bell tolls one. That's in the morning. The second's gonna come the next day at the same time, and the third, same again. 

    Bucky was keeping his head down in his tiny apartment in Bucharest, because that's what you did when you were a former brainwashed assassin and never knew who might be coming after you. You kept your head down, you didn't draw attention, and you tried real hard not to think about what you'd done, all while trying to piece together your fractured memory.

    But it doesn't matter how down you keep your head—once the Bureau of Christmas Spirit has you in its sights, you're getting a visit from the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet to Come. No appeal, no review, and you can't lock the doors and pretend you're not home.

    Luckily for Bucky his Ghosts have their own agenda, but whatever happens...someone's getting Scrooged.

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    23 Dec 2017