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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Karlie Kloss leaves her ballet class on a mild autumn evening and by the next morning, she’s a werewolf.

    It’s a bit of a shock but Karlie likes to think of herself as a positive person, so she tries to adjust as quickly as possible. She googles werewolves. She googles Missouri werewolves, and finds out that there aren’t that many, at least not openly. She calls a werewolf helpline and talks to a comforting woman for an hour and a half about support strategies and the upcoming full moon. She tells her parents, and then she calls the werewolf helpline again.

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    21 May 2015

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    Don't let me in with no intention to keep me.

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    13 May 2015

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    “Arthur is a bad man,” Roxy had said.

    “Fucking tell me about it,” Eggsy had muttered, and gone to put on the tarty trousers Harry had picked out for him like a fucking high-end pimp.

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    7 May 2015

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    Or, Six Things Eggsy Has Learned About Being A Gentleman

    “Lesson number one,” Harry says. “Manners matter.”

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    7 May 2015

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    The act or process by which someone rises to a powerful and important position.

    Harry clutches the tumbler closer to his chest in defense. "The last English monarch to ride into battle was Richard III, C."

    "They located his remains, Harry, and his scoliosis wouldn't have been too noticeable in armor," C says, with a total lack of sympathy.

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    5 May 2015