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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    “What was it like, your majesty?” asks the youngest and boldest of her handmaids one morning, “To be cursed, I mean.”
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    An Afterword in 12 Parts

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    12 Jan 2018

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    shit
    i love this
    so much
    why

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    littlebastardreviews posted the collected facts from the 2014 UK Editions of Harry Potter: and this fact caught my eye.

    'Only one non-magical person has ever managed to get as far as the Hogwarts Sorting Hat before being exposed as a Squib.'

    But, gosh it just makes me want a story where a squib did make it through. So here's a drabble about a squib with a quick mind and a hand-me-down wand, who refuses to be denied her birthright.

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    when the hat drops over her eyes it asks, 'well what do we have here?'

    she’s got a forged hogwarts letter with penmanship that’s perfect down to the ink splatter;

    she’s got a complicated string of owls, only half of them forged, from parents to administration to ministry that’s so complicated her name ended up on the first year roll call anyway.

    she’s got ten arguments, four pleas, and one smothered threat on the tip of her mental tongue for why the house that comes out of this hat’s brim better not be 'squib'

    she’s got a lighter up her sleeve and an eight and a half inch wand in her belt that will never, ever work for her.

    'well,' says the hat, 'better be slytherin then'

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    02 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i need more stories like this.

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    -AU- Marinette Dupain-Cheng's life isn't going as planned: twenty-six, recently dumped, and running her parents' bakery. The highlights of her day are the emails sent by her mysterious pen pal, Chat Noir. That is, until handsome model Adrien Agreste starts swinging by the bakery after hours. But how is he to know the Ladybug he loves is standing right in front of him?

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    05 Dec 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so. well.WRITTEN

  4. Public Bookmark 97

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    When they told her story they harped on her innocence, her brazen cloak, the dangers of talking to strangers and straying from the path.

    Red agreed that those were dangers. After weeks of catching her breath, she did not agree they were wrongs.

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    Little Red Riding Hood was not little. Her name was not Red, but they called her that. When she got back to her mother’s house, after the wolf, she hid her red cloak in the back of her closet.

    Had a huntsman cut her out of the wolf’s belly? Had she realized the danger and tricked her way to safety? Or had she had a little pocket knife in there with her, and cut her own way to the light? All she told her mother was that there was a wolf.

    But this was not the story of her first death. This was the story of her life.

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    02 Dec 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy shit

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    The only problem with idolizing and adoring Viktor is that, legally, they'll never be allowed a conversation.
    When knowing more than one language is taboo, and tensions between foreign nations run high, there's little choice. Yuuri speaks in dance and the twist of his blades over the ice.
    Also, in English. And...a smattering of Russian, too. But these are Yuuri's secrets. Or, well, they used to be.

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    15 Nov 2017