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    Merlin has noticed that his friend for the past two thousand years has not been himself lately. He’s not eating enough, not sleeping well, and is working too much. And really it’s no wonder with Harry’s atrocious diet of blood bags, animal blood, and fine liquor. Harry needs fresh human blood to be put to rights again. And where better to find something to really sink your teeth into than at the Crown Auctions, where repeat criminals are sold into indentured servitude for the length of their sentence, and the lowest scum of society serving lifelong terms, are quite happily sold to vampires, who if the criminals are lucky will kill them quickly, or will keep them alive for years if they aren’t?

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    “Now there was just one more thing,” Merlin said, addressing the sweaty, bedraggled, footballers clustered around him. “There’s been a change of ref.”

    Eggsy and the rest of the UK Kingsmen looked at their coach expectantly and he raised his eyebrows.

    "Harry Hart."

    (Football/Soccer AU)

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    27 Jan 2018

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    This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet.

    Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for hiding in plain sight from your enemies. It is decidedly not great for hiding your growing, uh, interest in your secret service colleague.

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    06 Nov 2017

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    Eggsy is a fairy prince, trapped in the human world and cursed to transform each day into a corgi. Harry Hart is a gentleman spy, and mortal, who picks him up thinking he's a stray. The two of them must work together to find a way to break the curse.

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    03 Nov 2017

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    "What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"

    Harry gives him a slightly bewildered look and furrows his brow.

    "A porcupine has the pricks on the outside," Eggsy finishes.

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    AU: Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean.

    Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over (Roxy won the spot) but the Valentine investigation is ongoing.

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    01 Nov 2017