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    13 Apr 2016

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    Everyone hears stories about the idiots who have to go to the ER to get random objects removed from their asses. If someone told Bucky he’d be spending his weekend in the hospital for one of the most embarrassing occurrences of his life, he’d probably laugh in their face and tell them to go fuck off. But here he is, in the ER with eleven inches of packaged, cold salami stuck up his ass. To make matters worse, his nurse is really hot. Really hot.

    Join Bucky for one of the most awkward and yet comical experiences of his life that leads to self-discovery, trust and maybe even love.

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    13 Apr 2016

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    Loki was a thrice-cursed forked-tongue untrustworthy lying—

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    10 Apr 2016

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  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    Jake's been out of the Army for six years, piecing his life back together after nearly dying in an incident he doesn't talk about. He spends his days working in a quiet library, his nights consulting for a security firm, and any free time spoiling his ten year old niece.

    When Jake's niece starts taking self-defense classes, Jake is skeptical. When he meets her instructor, he is far from impressed by the stoic “Cougar”—if that's even his real name. When Jake gets into an altercation with that instructor, he can admit that he may have bitten off a bit more than he can chew. Cougar is well versed in the art of fighting, but that isn't the only thing he's excellent at. Getting under Jake's skin seems to be another specialty of his. Slowly Jake finds that he's not the only one who's a little bit broken, but just because he is doesn't mean he can't live life day by day, and those days are better with Cougar at his side.

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    9 Apr 2016

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    “Rogers,” Bucky says, seriously, “You wouldn’t know how to shake your ass if one of those sweet ladies herself tried to stand you up and teach you.”

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    29 Mar 2016