RandomDraconic
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“Look at that, Egbert,” he says in that coolkid voice of his. “Down there, every guy our age’s at the movies, parked and trying to get lucky with some broad, or dreaming about getting lucky.”
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Your name is Calliope, and you are ugly.
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"They're dreams, Dave. They can't hurt you."
"I know."
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It's been two sweeps since the trolls returned to Alternia, and now they face the culmination of their wrigglerhood dreams: conscription into the Alternian military. Life as an adult troll isn't nearly as easy as movies and stories made it seem, though -- and it didn't look easy to begin with.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you've done a pretty shitty job of keeping tabs on your pale romantic partner.
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There are a lot of things that Bro does that Dave can overlook. It doesn’t matter how many times he’s caught Bro drinking alone or how many strangers Bro brings back to his bed at night, he'll always look up to his brother. But when Bro brings home a short boy in glasses Dave finds it hard to look the other way.
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28 Oct 2012
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happy pornshots guys
most are johndave and brojohn but others too
this is literally all pwp
accepting prompts: open | closedBookmarked by RandomDraconic
28 Oct 2012
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Dave decides to try out a gift he got from John a long time ago. And by "try out" he actually means "find out for how long he can keep the comfortable buzzing of the vibrator stimulating him until he can't take it anymore".
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12 Jul 2012
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Dave discovers something unusual about Bro; he has a thing for cats. Trying to pay Bro back for all the years of teasing, Dave decides to act as much like a cat as he can. What starts as a game of "annoy your older brother" turns quickly into something very different than Dave intended.
Edit: Pesterlogs under construction! 1/12/13
Please bear with the mess while I try and fix it all up!Bookmarked by RandomDraconic
19 May 2012
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A night of innocent movie-watching quickly goes downhill as Karkat inspects John's "inferior human body," which leads to a discussion of nooksucking, and, inevitably, the actual act thereof.
Also: say hello to my tentabulge headcanon.
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19 May 2012