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  1. Summary

    "It must have hurt when you fell from heaven," Simon replied with the probably poorest attempt at a flirty smile while inwardly freaking out because why on earth did Clary allow him to publicly open his mouth in front of his hopeless crush?! He really wished for the ground to swallow him right up. Never ever could he set foot in this coffee shop again after humiliating himself like this. Raphael's unimpressed face did not exactly help his internal meltdown and Simon was considering making a run for it - not the mature solution but he honestly didn't give a single fuck about being mature at this point.

    "No, I'm sorry, there must be a misunderstanding: I climbed my way up from hell."

    Simon blinked. Once. Twice. What??

    He suddenly recognised, underneath the blank expression of Raphael's devastatingly pretty eyes, an emotion that he honestly hadn't anticipated: Amusement. Raphael didn’t pity his awful attempt at a pick-up line and he also wasn't categorising him as a nutcase; Raphael actually played along!

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    Consider this some kind of Saphael Advent Calendar with stand-alone one-shots to hopefully brighten the dark and cold month of December until the holidays :)

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  5. Summary

    “Oh for–,” Simon choked on the word ‘god’, made a frustrated sound and settled for ending his exclamation with “for fuck’s sake.” The older vampire raised an unimpressed eyebrow and cocked his head in a questioning gesture, waited for the other to explain the reason for his sudden visit.

    “I-I think I might need help?” Simon mumbled and if it wasn’t for Raphael’s vampire hearing, he probably wouldn’t have understood a single word the younger said. His eyebrows climbed a little higher on his forehead and the clan leader crossed his arms in front of his chest.

    “Well, then go talk to you dear Nephilim friends, why don’t you? Oh, no, wait, filthy downworlders can’t enter the institute with it being built on holy ground and the Clave doesn’t give a shit anymore as soon as someone isn’t an innocent mundane anymore. Such a pity,” the older vampire taunted with a humourless grin and for a second Simon seemed like he was about to complain but realised soon enough that it simply was the harsh truth of things.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Clary cancels their date last minute, but Simon ends up having a good time despite himself.

    Inspired by this tumblr post (http://hopelessfountainkinkdom.tumblr.com/post/156554425519/im-not-saying-interesting-but).

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    25 Jun 2017

  2. Rec 9

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    Some days, Simon is perfectly happy. He has a great boyfriend and his clan has more or less accepted that he is their annoying fledgling.
    Other days, he looks at his body, at the curves of his hips and thighs and chest, and he feels like curling into himself and hiding.
    Yesterday was a bad day. So was the day before that, and it looked like today would not be much better.
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    Happy National Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia! (May 17th in the U.S.) This is my little thing to promote this.

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    8 Jun 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    “I love you,” Simon repeats — both fury and disappointment in his tone. His words are still a little slurred, but they cut right through Raphael. “Why do you never say anything? Why do you get to be Mr. Cool Guy Han Solo and just nod or change the subject? It’s not fair.”

    Raphael wracks his brain to think of a response. “Is that why you’re drunk?”

    Simon frowns and slouches down in the bed. “That’s called ‘changing the subject.’”

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    2 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Before Camille and DuMort, Simon's search history usually brought up games, cheat codes, guitar chords.

    And after, it evolves into:

    "Does pansexuality include crushing on vampires?" and "How to kiss a vampire."

    It's quite revealing.

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    13 Apr 2017

  5. Rec 29

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    Simon is seventeen and sure he's broken every rule of friendship in a single bound.

    Raphael bolts upright, swiping at his mouth. "You kissed me."

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    31 Mar 2017

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