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    "It must have hurt when you fell from heaven," Simon replied with the probably poorest attempt at a flirty smile while inwardly freaking out because why on earth did Clary allow him to publicly open his mouth in front of his hopeless crush?! He really wished for the ground to swallow him right up. Never ever could he set foot in this coffee shop again after humiliating himself like this. Raphael's unimpressed face did not exactly help his internal meltdown and Simon was considering making a run for it - not the mature solution but he honestly didn't give a single fuck about being mature at this point.

    "No, I'm sorry, there must be a misunderstanding: I climbed my way up from hell."

    Simon blinked. Once. Twice. What??

    He suddenly recognised, underneath the blank expression of Raphael's devastatingly pretty eyes, an emotion that he honestly hadn't anticipated: Amusement. Raphael didn’t pity his awful attempt at a pick-up line and he also wasn't categorising him as a nutcase; Raphael actually played along!

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    Arthur is Merlin's tech support at work.

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    10 Dec 2017

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    "To my great-nephew Arthur I bequeath Tintagel Distribution, wholly and without reserve, save for one condition. You must marry, and stay married, for a period of no less than six months. You're a wonderful businessman Arthur, but a full life needs love and companionship, not just a string of affairs. Settle down young Arthur, and your life will be the richer for it."

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    19 Nov 2017

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    It might be difficult to seduce someone when you want to climb their boyfriend like a tree. Merlin learns this the hard way when Uther mistakes him for someone who knows how to seduce anyone at all.

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    19 Nov 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    Merlin takes Arthur's pain with unexpected consequences. Written for merlin_melee Round One: Hurt Comfort, Team Physical. Special thanks to linnet_melody for the pain-switch prompt!

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    17 Nov 2017

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    Merlin’s been in love with Lance for years, but he hasn’t had much experience dating and he wants to figure out the ins and outs of dating before Lance comes back into his life. Cue Arthur and his manwhoring ways, ready and willing to show Merlin the ropes.

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    12 Nov 2017

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