On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.
Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.
Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.
This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.
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23 Apr 2017
13 Mar 2015
When assassin Natasha Romanov receives an invitation to her high school reunion, she can't help but hope she'll run into the girl she left behind. Meanwhile, it's been ten years since Darcy Lewis last saw her former best friend, the girl who vanished on prom night and hasn't been heard from since...
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22 Apr 2017
1 Nov 2014
Francis Barton was born into abject poverty and abuse, one step from being on the streets. It never occurred to him that he was a girl until his foster mother put him in a dress.
Francis Barton ran away with Barney, then Clint Barton joined the circus with his brother and learned to shoot a bow.
Clint F. Barton became an assassin and got tracked down by SHIELD where he learned he was so stealth that not even a shadowy government agency could tell how he'd been born anymore.
9 Jul 2014
The one where Sam Wilson is dfab and the best man Steve Rogers has ever met.
(please see author's note for warnings)
"So now Clint is almost 23 and in his second year of college. He looks younger than he is, wears hoodies that are a size too big, orders binders online and feels at peace with himself."
Or the story of how Clint knocked a guy on his ass, literally, and got knocked back, figuratively.
(got me a tumblr. see notes.)