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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    To say that Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak didn’t get along would be one hell of an understatement.
    Eddie saw Richie as a degenerate smart-ass, with a mouth that he couldn’t keep shut if his life depended on it, and the most obnoxious wardrobe choices he’d ever seen anyone make. He was crass, crude, dirty, and cocky, a combination that made Eddie wonder how the hell anyone could stand to be around him.
    On the other hand, Richie saw Eddie as uptight, self-centred, and a massive buzz-kill. He came to school looking like he was going to church, clothes and hair all pressed and positioned. He walked around like he was better than him, nose turned upwards and an ever-present scowl on his face, or at least when he was looking at Richie.
    It didn’t help that they shared almost every class.
    And it definitely didn’t help that they were next door neighbours, bedroom windows directly opposite one another’s.

    To cut a long story short, they hated each other with everything they had.

    So when they woke up the morning after a particularly heated (and public) argument, both of them in the wrong room, in the wrong bed, in the wrong skin, well, fair to say it brought up a few issues.

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    21 Dec 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Richie gets a phone call from Eddie and find out he's engaged. The losers meet Myra and decide they need to break them up. Shenanigans and fluff ensue.

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    18 Dec 2017

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    “Oh my god,” Mike sighed, “I already know how this goes:” he set his book down. “You kiss Richie, then you hate Richie, but you literally never shut the fuck up about him.”

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    eddie was a freshman at boston university of the arts, majoring in dance with a concentration in ballet. he went to sleep early, woke up earlier & took nothing for granted.

    he fucking hated his dorm neighbors, loud, obnoxious idiots who got drunk all the time. they didn't even know where the library on campus was. he didn't have any idea how the three of them, especially the one with curly hair, even GOT into that school.

    “piano prodigy,” the tall one explained “got magic fingers”

    eddie nearly punched him

    & he didn't believe him, nobody on their floor believed richie tozier could have been a prodigy of anything, especially when he slept through midterms & mixed up the dates for finals. when eddie heard the gossip he was relieved, he was overjoyed. he thought they’d kick him out & he would finally get some goddamned peace and quiet on his floor - and more time to rehearse.

    until, first day of class in january when his teacher walked in with an overzealous expression “class, we have a student who will be joining us this semester for an extra credit opportunity. please welcome your new rehearsal pianist, richie tozier.”

    oh.

    oh no.

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    18 Dec 2017