ProtoNeoRomantic



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  1. Summary

    These are parodies and reworkings current and former radio hits that just bug me. Mainly because the content of the lyrics exposes the gaping pit of patriarchy at the center of our culture and no one seems to notice because female listeners are conditioned to automatically put themselves in the place of male protagonists in a way that almost never happens the other way round.
    An example of what I'm talking about:
    :The Crystal Ship is being filled
    A thousand girls; A thousand thrills
    A million ways to spend your time.
    ~Jim Morrison (1967)
    If the idea of seeing yourself as just one aspect of a way for someone else to spend their time (as just something fun to play with no more or less interesting that a drug or a sex toy) makes your brain hurt, this series is for you.

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  2. Summary

    42 First Kisses. One for each Core Four pairing in each season of BtVS. Now serving kiss number 37

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  3. Summary

    Metafiction gone wild? Mostly this is me talking back to much more respectable writers, journalists, etc. months, years, or decades after the fact about the politics of literature and the process of producing and consuming (er I mean creating and sharing) it. Although, once My Evil Twin Gets involved... even I might feel the sting of the tongue lash a little.

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  5. Summary

    That AU where Giles is testicularly possessed by an incubus but must still fight the forces of darkness with the help of The Slayer and The Slayerettes, an all girls Scooby Gang made up entirely of people he's had absolutely no choice but to have sex with, and vise versa. They will all swear to that (the not having of a choice) even if questioned separately.

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    The Queen's soldiers are able to stop Charming from saving little Princess Emma. Regina arrives just as Snow cries over her husband's body... and the Queen meets the Princess for the first time. Her new daughter.

    Language:
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    4,108
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2269

    11 Apr 2017

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    After a year of litigation, Lucius Malfoy has a choice - a year in Azkaban to pay for his sins, or prove he's a changed man by passing third-year Muggle Studies, the new and improved version taught by none other than the esteemed Miss Granger. Even worse, his only son may be attracted to a Weasley. Oh, the horror.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    195,935
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    314
    Kudos:
    581
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    13310

    5 Apr 2017

  3. Rec 48

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    That Halloween, Buffy chose to don a white dress and a pair of angelic wings instead of the noblewoman's outfit.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    4632

    2 Mar 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    20 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I should read this at some point

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Willow and Giles help to save Natural Magick, whether they want to or not.

    Language:
    English
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    6,625
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    3
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    221

    17 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read the first four chapters. So far, so good.

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