ProtoNeoRomantic



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  1. Summary

    I'm thinking that this will be a complete Tarot Deck of Drabbles eventually. That's a lot of drabbles though so... this could take a few years. Right now it's called Pendragon Drabble Tarot, but if I have trouble fitting that it may change to Camelot Drabble Tarot or even just Camelot Tarot.

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  2. Summary

    With the General, the Archangel and the Chosen One all away on business of their own, who will stand with the fledgling Lady of the City?
    AU from "Beware Those Closest to You". This series explores what would have happened if Claire and picked David to team up with instead of Arika. Which is a pretty neat trick since I had no way of knowing which one she was going to pick when I started writing it.

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  3. Summary

    That AU where Giles is testicularly possessed by an incubus but must still fight the forces of darkness with the help of The Slayer and The Slayerettes, an all girls Scooby Gang made up entirely of people he's had absolutely no choice but to have sex with, and vise versa. They will all swear to that (the not having of a choice) even if questioned separately.

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  4. Summary

    42 First Kisses. One for each Core Four pairing in each season of BtVS. Now serving kiss number 32.

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  5. Summary

    Metafiction gone wild? Mostly this is me talking back to much more respectable writes and journalists months, years or decades after the fact about the politics of literature and the process of producing and consuming (er I mean creating and sharing) it. Although, once My Evil Twin Gets involved... even I might feel the sting of the tongue lash a little.

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  1. Rec 7

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    The stake slipped from her fingers, and she had to take a deep breath to stave off the dizziness descending on her like a hood over her head. "You—I thought you were dead."

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    2 Jul 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Overall, this is really lovely and touching and I highly recomend it. What the author does with the issue of menstrual flow is shockingly beautiful and life/love affirming.

    I will warn folks, though, that some of the mechanics of the bathroom seen were a bit creepy/triggery for my taste. Particularly when 'stop' (regarless of the admittedly silly reason) is met not with stopping while talking out the reason but by continuing while arguing the validity of the reason. I just don't see that passing as acceptable between these two. Not after 6 years, not ever.
    Still it didn't ruin the fic for me. It was just an off note that jangled unexpectedly and that I wish i had been warned about.

  2. Rec 69

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    “It’s locked.”

    “What?”

    “It’s locked.”

    “Very funny. Now open the door, Sherlock. I can hardly breathe in here.”

    “I’m not joking, John. It’s locked.”

    It’s pitch black inside the small coat closet in Dr. Bunbury’s surgery, but John thinks he can see Sherlock’s pale brow furrow as he pulls at the nob to the door, none-the-less.

    “I swear to god, Sherlock, if this is your idea of a joke, I’m going to…”

    “It’s not a joke, John.” There’s something thready, and slightly panicked running beneath the surface of that reply.

    “Here, let me.” John lightly bats Sherlock’s hands out of the way, and gives the nob a good screw himself. When it refuses to give, he throws his shoulder against the door with as much force as he can muster in the tight space. Predictably it doesn’t budge.

    He sighs. “Well, this is just great.”

    “It’s hardly my fault, John.”

    “It was your idea to hide in here!!”

    “It wasn’t. It was yours! I said to get under the desk.”

    “Like that’s effective! And I never once said ‘closet’.”

    Sherlock sniffs indignantly. “It’s your thing, John. You always choose the closet.”

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    4 Jun 2015

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    This is the best fic (or frankly any art/literature) about being in the closet and coming out that I have ever read.

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Merlyn arrives in Camelot only to run into the annoyingly handsome Prince Arthur - not that she'll tell him that. After saving his life she gets stuck as his servant, which according to the Dragon is a good thing. Apparently she and Arthur have a great destiny that will unite Albion under his rule- if she can keep him alive that long.
    Good thing she has magic. Too bad she can't tell Arthur.
    Told from Merlyn and Arthur's point of view.
    Not sure how long this will go on for. At the very least expect through s3.

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    2 Jun 2015

  4. Rec 12

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    Buffy and Giles get stuck in an elevator. Buffy's pissed off. So is Giles.

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    2 Apr 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This makes a complete and total absence of sense, but it's so hot I could honestly give a fuck what sense it makes.

  5. Rec 5

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    After reading the script for Teen Wolf season five, two time-travelling witches set out on a quest to save papa Stiles from his impending death by kidnapping him, dragging him (in a totally un-creepy fashion) into their police-box blue van, spiriting him away to the Room of Requirement.

    Meanwhile in Beacon Hills, Derek admits to seeing Stiles' father get abducted while lurking in general outside of Stiles' house, and team Wolfie (they might not have agreed on the name) sets out on a rescue mission.

    For the witches, things starts to get slightly out of hand (so many fandoms, so little time) and soon they have several doomed characters trapped in the Room of Requirement (it's for their own good!) and are being chased not only by team Wolfie, but by angry script writers.

    No good deed goes unpunished.

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    29 Jan 2015

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    Hilarious