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  1. Summary

    That AU where Giles is testicularly possessed by an incubus but must still fight the forces of darkness with the help of The Slayer and The Slayerettes, an all girls Scooby Gang made up entirely of people he's had absolutely no choice but to have sex with, and vise versa. They will all swear to that (the not having of a choice) even if questioned separately.

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    42 First Kisses. One for each Core Four pairing in each season of BtVS. Now serving kiss number 35.

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    Buffy's world may be out of step, off kilter, the opposite of normal... but it keeps turning, for now, which amounts to always. Because a life lived in the valley of the shadow of death is bound to look a little turned around in the blinding glare of the California sun. Luckily, she thinks she may have found the perfect person to live her crazy, mixed up life with. Rupert Giles is older, wiser and soooo much closer to her own age than her last 'boyfriend'. And he hails from a place and a people with a radically different take on foul weather and fair.

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    Legend has it that King Arthur had not one but three Queens, all named Guinevere. So, if you look at it from that perspective, by comparison, this series isn't confused or confusing at all.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Dru's life. Her dreams, her visions, her tragedy and her love. And a strange blond girl who keeps appearing in her mind.

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    31 Jul 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Post Dominion Season 2/Lucifer Season 1 AU-Canon crossover

    Vega's repercussions didn't end with that Chosen One stolen away by the Son of Morning. Our reality is in its crosshairs. Reunited with a family he loves to hate, embroiled in their secrets and follies as though he never Fell, Lucifer and his favorite Detective, her family, the City of Angels, and indeed, the rest of world, are about to be confronted by Vega's turmoil: What is Dear Old Dad truly capable of when He has a burning question of loyalty in need of answering? Who lives and who dies? Most of all, what are Chosen Ones made of?

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    14 Jul 2016

  3. Rec 16

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    The stake slipped from her fingers, and she had to take a deep breath to stave off the dizziness descending on her like a hood over her head. "You—I thought you were dead."

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    2 Jul 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Overall, this is really lovely and touching and I highly recomend it. What the author does with the issue of menstrual flow is shockingly beautiful and life/love affirming.

    I will warn folks, though, that some of the mechanics of the bathroom seen were a bit creepy/triggery for my taste. Particularly when 'stop' (regarless of the admittedly silly reason) is met not with stopping while talking out the reason but by continuing while arguing the validity of the reason. I just don't see that passing as acceptable between these two. Not after 6 years, not ever.
    Still it didn't ruin the fic for me. It was just an off note that jangled unexpectedly and that I wish i had been warned about.

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    “It’s locked.”

    “What?”

    “It’s locked.”

    “Very funny. Now open the door, Sherlock. I can hardly breathe in here.”

    “I’m not joking, John. It’s locked.”

    It’s pitch black inside the small coat closet in Dr. Bunbury’s surgery, but John thinks he can see Sherlock’s pale brow furrow as he pulls at the nob to the door, none-the-less.

    “I swear to god, Sherlock, if this is your idea of a joke, I’m going to…”

    “It’s not a joke, John.” There’s something thready, and slightly panicked running beneath the surface of that reply.

    “Here, let me.” John lightly bats Sherlock’s hands out of the way, and gives the nob a good screw himself. When it refuses to give, he throws his shoulder against the door with as much force as he can muster in the tight space. Predictably it doesn’t budge.

    He sighs. “Well, this is just great.”

    “It’s hardly my fault, John.”

    “It was your idea to hide in here!!”

    “It wasn’t. It was yours! I said to get under the desk.”

    “Like that’s effective! And I never once said ‘closet’.”

    Sherlock sniffs indignantly. “It’s your thing, John. You always choose the closet.”

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    4 Jun 2015

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    This is the best fic (or frankly any art/literature) about being in the closet and coming out that I have ever read.

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    Merlyn arrives in Camelot only to run into the annoyingly handsome Prince Arthur - not that she'll tell him that. After saving his life she gets stuck as his servant, which according to the Dragon is a good thing. Apparently she and Arthur have a great destiny that will unite Albion under his rule- if she can keep him alive that long.
    Good thing she has magic. Too bad she can't tell Arthur.
    *Season/Series One with a twist.*

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    2 Jun 2015