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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Stiles idly clicks through The Sims 3, leaning back against the headboard of his bed, laptop in his, well, lap. He sends Derek to take a shower while his own sim sits at one of the computer desks writing his new book, "Stop Making Me Name This Shit Gimme Money", ah yes, a true poet he is, a master of words, in fact, THE master of words. He lifts a hand to scratch his cheek before checking their son's needs. Derek and his, son's needs. So what if he has a Sims game where he and Derek are happily married in a 300,000 simoleon mansion, with their floppy haired big-eyed son, Scott. It doesn't mean anything. He's not pining after Derek and his perfect, globular, spectacular, ass. Okay, never mind, he totally was, but that ASS.

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    17 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    “Do you want to explain this?” Lydia asks, nay, demands.

    Derek looks down at the photo and winces. It's him and Batman, clearly making out in the alley behind the gala Stilinski Enterprises had held the night before.

    “I tripped?” He replied weakly.

    “Tripped. Tripped somehow onto Batman's mouth?” Lydia’s voice growing more shrill at every word.

    “Ummmm yes?”

    “Would you like to try again?”

    “Not especially no.”

    AKA The one where Derek (Superman) gets caught making out with Batman (Stiles) and the reporter's quiet life of anonymity is blown. Please stop snickering Stiles it isn't funny.

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    16 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    And, yes. John would even go as far as to call his humble abode a haven. A safe haven.

    But, when he comes home only to hear Derek Hale’s voice in his son’s room— his underaged son’s room. Alone. In a previously empty house. Apparently not being able to get something inside of him— he's not so sure about it anymore.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    The thing is, Stiles has no interest whatsoever in going on a TV dating show. Deep down, in his heart of hearts -- and publicly, to anyone who is foolish enough to bring up the topic -- Stiles thinks it's kind of pathetic. Because it's all fake, for starters, like all "reality" TV is fake, but also he thinks the people who go on those shows are more interested in attention than love, so what's the point? It's like narcissistic masturbation with some television exhibitionism thrown in for good measure. And letting the entire nation -- nay, the world -- mock your lack of pick-up prowess? Noooo thank you.

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    11 Aug 2017

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    Stiles Stilinksi is having the worst day ever.
    Over and over again.

    aka The Groundhog Day AU you've been waiting for!

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    11 Aug 2017