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    A bloke built up frustrations, dealing with the sort of nuttery that Sherlock Holmes brought to the job. Which was why Greg liked to ask John over to his place at the close of a Holmes-populated case. The stacks of closing paperwork cleared out a lot easier with memories of John moaning in knots of rope to keep him company.

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    31
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    Life demands more than observation from a distance, and John has never cared what Sherlock knows about him, so with no pretense he begins licking the blood out of the defensive cuts on his own forearms, setting the cuts to fresh stinging.

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    Married off at 17, John's spent his adult life surviving his psychopathic demon of a husband. Jim wants John to carry his kids just as much as John doesn't. It's a hell of a balancing act, but John's managing to make it work...till Jim's new obsession, Sherlock Holmes, comes on the scene and fucks things up for everybody.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    252
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    490
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    184
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    Illustration for cranberryloops' beautiful kink ficlet!

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    18
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    Illustration for chapter 3 of bendingsignpost's Sherlock/Phantom of the Opera fusion, Bel Canto.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    47
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    2
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    “You’re a myth!” John snaps, then growls because no, that’s not what he meant. He feels like he’s losing the plot. “Fairies are a myth. You’re mad.”

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    3/?
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    246
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    114
    Hits:
    9167
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    In which Sherlock and John share a meal, conversation, and a mutual appreciation of hands.

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    1/1
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    45
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    160
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    1557
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    It’s the way John melts into him, mind and body, when they kiss.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    38
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2309
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    Mer!Lock art--merman Sherlock and a John who seems to have fallen overboard.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1606
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    This is what unit omegas are for. For all the training and conditioning Special Forces men receive, they're still human, and they take more physical and emotional punishment than most civilians can fathom. John’s here to give his alphas whatever they need to stay healthy and sane.

    Series
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    93
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    23
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    6790
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    Sherlock’s work gets them into a lot of strange situations, but up to his armpits in cute little orphans is not a place John ever expected to find himself with Sherlock.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    1876
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    John, John, don’t give up.

    A story set in Machshefa's luminous Touchstone universe, with her gracious permission.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
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    232
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    2291
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    Fanart for Cleo2010's Sherlock fic, The Red Box.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    John doesn't stop for Stamford. Instead, he takes Jefferson Hope's cab home.

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    156
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    1003
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    253
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    9953
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    Greg thinks he's getting old. John has a test for that!

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    1/1
    Comments:
    23
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1218
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    Sherlock's a bit of a dick about the omega thing, but then he's a bit of a dick about everything. Even so, John doesn't venture where he knows he's not wanted.

    (100% non-problematically consensual omegaverse. Because world-building is cool. A bit of relationship angst got in there, though.)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    650
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    20644
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    The Doctor and the Master: together they could do anything.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    16
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    4
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    274
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    In the end, John knew exactly where things had started to go wrong.

    The first half of a double-fic collaboration between myself and bendingsignpost.

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
    112
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    204
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    8448
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    For a Tumblr prompt from seiji: funny/fluffy/cracky gen John & Molly Bonding Over Something (that may or may not be a certain self-proclaimed sociopath). Bonus points if it’s actually NOT Sherlock!

    Words:
    1,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1103
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    John's wanted to kiss Sherlock for so long he doesn't even think about it anymore.

    Words:
    740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3373

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