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    Somewhere outside, the sun is traveling across the sky, pouring its light over London’s gleaming buildings and grimy pavements. John might never see it again. “I’m going to keep you,” Sherlock had told him, when he’d bound John tight and chained him into his bed. But a vampire’s thralls tend not to last for long.

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    Don't you dare look down your nose at John Watson for his service. He's proud to be an army omega. You'll never know how good he has it.

    100% non-problematically consensual and largely non-angst-ridden omegaverse, because world-building is cool and this freaking setting won't stop building itself in my head.

    Yeah, yeah, knots, heat, whatever. BUT. BUT. GENDER ISSUES AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS. Priorities, I has them.

    It started out for a prompt.

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    How do we shot kink?

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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    The first time John rode a horse also happened to be the first time he wore a skirt.

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    9 Feb 2015

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    Shot of pure filthy-minded porn. ^_^

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    The danger of having a detective for a flatmate is that he's liable to notice *everything.* Which is why John is less than thrilled when Sherlock comes across him browsing a sex toy shop. As it turns out, Sherlock is indeed able to deduce quite a bit about John's sex life based on what toys he was looking at - so Sherlock buys all the important ones. If John doesn't take that as an overture, he's dimmer than Sherlock thought.

    (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

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    7 Jan 2015

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    John's been yearning for some decent sex. Conveniently (or something), Sherlock needs a volunteer to document their sexual performance for science.

    Bisexual John, asexual Sherlock (because people keep asking if I know any stories like this)

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    D/s AU - John Watson is a sub-for-hire, working off the debt Harry accumulated while he was off in Afghanistan. Sherlock Holmes rents his services for the night as an escort to Mycroft's fancy party (and a thumb of the nose to his brother). John proves to be even more interesting than Sherlock expected, though, just as Sherlock proves to be not as frightening a dominant as John had feared.

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    4 Jan 2015

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    Oh god an actual consensual BDSM fic with a strong gorgeous sub!John and Sherlock being just generally himself in his distractedly brilliant and smitten with John way. <3

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    Tarrant prepares Damien as bait for the Master of Lema.

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    3 Jan 2015

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    AMAZING COLDFIRE FIC. What Gerald did to Damien before sending him into Lema.

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    "You don't have much of an imagination, do you?" Renard's voice came, deceptively mild. "Is that really the only relationship you can imagine between a Royal and a Grimm?"

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    1 Jan 2015

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    Awesome Grimm fic!

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