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    Wherein the SEP experiments fused the DNA of big cats into soldiers to give them enhanced abilities. And tails.

    If you want to know who to blame, orenjimaru started it with her art, and then joasakura and daddyjackass enabled.

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    Somewhere outside, the sun is traveling across the sky, pouring its light over London’s gleaming buildings and grimy pavements. John might never see it again. “I’m going to keep you,” Sherlock had told him, when he’d bound John tight and chained him into his bed. But a vampire’s thralls tend not to last for long.

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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Jack joins the SEP and finds trouble almost immediately. At least his commanding officer is on his side—supposedly.

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    20 Mar 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Gabriel Reyes, you’re a jerk”.
    “Always a pleasure to hear your voice, Ana. How are you?”
    A grunt – a very long, ominous grunt underlined by Reinhardt’s whimpers – and Ana panted.
    “Get your firm ass off that chair and go take that interview for me. Now”.
    “Is murder involved? Robbery? Violence? No, right? Not my division, then”.
    “Gabe, now listen very carefully: I spent months trying to figure how to reach out for this guy, he’s all over the web and I literally stood up for nights trying to find out his name first and to convince him to meet me later. I won’t let you waste this chance!”
    “But why can’t you…” He snapped his mouth close and immediately regretted speaking at all. A roar burst from the phone and Gabe had to move it from his ear.
    “Because I’m in labor, you idiot! My daughter is literally squeezing her way out of my uterus right now and – ugh – I demand you obey me!”
    “Oh. Fuck”.

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    19 Mar 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    'You shouldn't be goin' that way, son,' they'd said, casting sidelong glances at the treeline as Jack had passed through; 'not if you know what's good for you. Nobody that goes in there ever comes out right— y'know, like, in the head— if they ever'n even come back at all.'

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    15 Mar 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Even if the sky must fall, even if they take us all;
    There's no pain that I won't go through, even if I have to die for you—

    Scrimshaw, whalers carving the bones of the very leviathans they had slaughtered. Just why such an antiquated word bubbled into his mind at that moment was lost on him but he couldn't help but find it ironic, or at least morbidly fitting. If anything remained of him after Reyes was done with him, he supposed his final act would be carved into his bones like the great whales, a last act of defiance from a dying creature scrawled across glistening bone, as he plunged his knife into his own chest.

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    19 Feb 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    They're stuck, but Jack knows how he can get Gabriel out.

    Good for when you want to tear your heart out!

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    From this kink meme prompt:
    http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/4777.html?thread=14186409#t14186409

    "Uni!John was in the rugby team. After getting a bit drunk he agress to let his team 'have some fun with him' but after a few guys he askes them to stop. They carry on."

    DS Lestrade finds him afterward. They help each other.

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    6 Feb 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where John is gangraped by his rugby team in college and then Lestrade helps him get over it (in a totally platonic way).

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