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Fuzzy Cthulhu



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  1. Summary

    Don't you dare look down your nose at John Watson for his service. He's proud to be an army omega. You'll never know how good he has it.

    100% non-problematically consensual and largely non-angst-ridden omegaverse, because world-building is cool and this freaking setting won't stop building itself in my head.

    Yeah, yeah, knots, heat, whatever. BUT. BUT. GENDER ISSUES AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS. Priorities, I has them.

    It started out for a prompt.

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  4. Summary

    How do we shot kink?

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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    “John, you’re chest seems bigger.”

    Basically, Omegaverse sex with the additional boobs.

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    22 Apr 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Dirty dirty smut with omega!John developing breasts.

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    John's side lost the war, he was captured, given the choice of suicide, life of hard labour, or becoming a slave to a Dominus.

    Dominii are a cross between a vampire and a succubus, and prolonged exposure causes addiction in their victims.

    John decides that if he is going to go out he might as well have a smile on his face.

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    18 Apr 2014

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    Ohhhhh man, Lex knows how to bring the sexy. Vampire Sherlock and John as his newly-acquired slave. There is suspension bondage.

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Raffles gets into a tight spot in school. He enlists Bunny to help him out of it and together they get into an even tighter spot.

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    15 Apr 2014

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    I wonder if I should be surprised at how quickly Bunny in skirts became a favorite thing of mine. This is just charming and funny though. No inappropriate carrying on this time!

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    "This time, I'm serious. One last job, then I'm chucking the whole thing," I warned him.

    "Brave, bold words," Raffles said, smiling as if I were a performer in a play put on solely for his entertainment. "Fighting words."

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    14 Apr 2014

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    So intense! One of those I wish there were more of.

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    Sherlock orgasms when John refers to him as 'husband'. Established relationship, romantic, filthy-explicit married sex. Heed my ridiculous tags.

    If, a year ago, someone told John that he would be on his back getting fucked enthusiastically up the arse by Sherlock Holmes, he would have decked them with no hesitation. If this hypothetical person had added that he would also be begging for it like a wanton slut, he would have given the first punch an encore. But that person would have been correct.

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    13 Apr 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Incredibly hot, sweet married smut!

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