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  1. Summary

    Somewhere outside, the sun is traveling across the sky, pouring its light over London’s gleaming buildings and grimy pavements. John might never see it again. “I’m going to keep you,” Sherlock had told him, when he’d bound John tight and chained him into his bed. But a vampire’s thralls tend not to last for long.

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    Don't you dare look down your nose at John Watson for his service. He's proud to be an army omega. You'll never know how good he has it.

    100% non-problematically consensual and largely non-angst-ridden omegaverse, because world-building is cool and this freaking setting won't stop building itself in my head.

    Yeah, yeah, knots, heat, whatever. BUT. BUT. GENDER ISSUES AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS. Priorities, I has them.

    It started out for a prompt.

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    How do we shot kink?

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Mycroft finds out that John shaves his legs and wears certain feminine items while working. Naturally, he kidnaps him back to his flat to explore this important issue. Porn ensues.

    For cbzofdeath.

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    29 Jul 2014

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    John shaves his legs for his wife. Mycroft makes him wear stockings. Unf.

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    A university-aged John gets pulled over, and it leads to him having a rather unprofessional encounter with a certain exceptionally sexy police officer. Unilock.

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    28 Jul 2014

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    Hoooooleeeeee cow. That is some crackling hot sex right there. Lestrade/John; John's got a real thing for a man in uniform. Like, it makes him want to be fucked blind.

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    A casual remark leds to three dreams in Omegaverse. 

    Genderswapped Omegaverse. Alpha females with cocks. John/Mycroft, John/Sherlock, Mycroft/John/Sherlock pairings. John-in-the-middle, no straight-up incest. Dub-con for the heat-related consent issues but I tried to mitigate them as much as possible. No bonding.

    Oolong is a funny word (for a tea). Omegaverse is a funny world.

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    25 Jul 2014

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    THE MOST AMAZING GENDERSWAP FEMLOCK FEMJOHN OMEGAVERSE FIC IN HISTORY. Augh, it is cute and funny and sweet and charming and HOT HOT HOT and also happy-making! You feel better about life after reading this!

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In which Sherlock is a werewolf, John is not, and during full moons, they have sex.

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    23 Jul 2014

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    Oh my god, it's every filthy glorious thing I ever wanted. Werewolf Sherlock, John in a breeding stand. Hnfghakjsnngng

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    “We’d like you to join us, tonight. We won’t turn you, or harm you permanently. But we do need fresh blood on occasion, and given how euphoric the experience can be, we’d rather do it with a friend. You will enjoy yourself.”

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    19 Jul 2014

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    Holy hell, is that hot. John and Sherlock invite Lestrade by 221b for a night of vampiric blood-drinking and shagging. Featuring John!DP.

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