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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Miraz underestimates the beasts. Glozelle believes in keeping an eye on them. And now they have new leaders.

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    30 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    An old legend says, if the sky turns dark in the middle of the day during a wedding, if the people gathered together see the moon pass in front of the sun, if the couple kisses when the celestial pair aligns and a perfect ring of light shines above them, the marriage will be blessed with unparalleled happiness and auspicious luck for the rest of their days. Why? Well, the story goes…

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    21 Aug 2017

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  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    ”Can I sit here?”
     

    Chirrut turned around, prepared to have to run from another weird old guardian who was going to ask him to stop glaring or start bathing or stop running and hiding, which was kind of what he was doing now as well, sitting at the far end of the dining hall, away from other kids who looked at him weird. He had been wrong though. Behind him wasn’t any of the guardians or the disciples. It was one of the other kids, a human boy, about the same age as him, looking at him with big brown watery eyes that looked so nervous Chirrut was sure the boy was going to start crying before he could answer the question.

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    Baze asks and Chirrut answers.
    Excerpts of their life growing up from kids to young adults.

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  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    The five months since the destruction of the Death Star have been punishing for everyone and, sometimes, in order to keep people's fighting spirit alive, it's necessary to drown them in strong alcohol and loud music.
     

    Or the Rogue One crew survive Scarif, the Rebellion has a party, and Baze and Chirrut relive their glory days, blowing some tiny minds in the process.

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    12 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Chirrut is convinced that Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempt at holding to the old Jedi Code isn't what's best for Luke. Baze is convinced that Obi-Wan Kenobi is lonely. He sees an easy solution to both problems.

    “You think he’s hot.” Baze said, confident.

    Chirrut spluttered. “I do not think that stuck-up—”

    “Bullshit. You come at me like you’re in heat after you spar with him. I know when I’m being used.”

    “That doesn’t mean...fine. Yes. He’s an arrogant bastard but he’s a beautiful arrogant bastard.”

    “You should seduce him. Bet he stops complaining about attachments if you’re the attachment.”

     

    Featuring a very confused Obi-Wan, a very flirtatious Chirrut, and Chirrut and Obi-Wan shoveling huge amounts of sass at each other.

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    08 Aug 2017

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