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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    WANTED: COMMITTED MONOGAMOUS COUPLES
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    The moment he sees the sign, Holster knows he's struck gold. The only problem is, he and Ransom aren't technically dating. But who are romance and technicalities to stand in the way of a business scheme that's bound to go according to plan?

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    18 Jan 2018

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    The one where everything is the same, except Anakin survives ROTJ. Mostly a connected series of fics written in the same universe, centering on Luke and Anakin's relationship, and written by request - updated on a whim, but each fic is complete.

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    12 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Less than forty-eight hours after the total destruction of Statesman, Agent Tequila, Ginger Ale, and a reluctant lepidopterist find themselves in a tailor shop in Savile Row.

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    08 Jan 2018

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    When he wasn’t wearing it, he got jumpy, always waiting for someone to come at him wanting something—and now they did it even more urgently, if they ever saw him, because most of the time, nobody did.

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    04 Jan 2018

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    "I lit a candle and I prayed for you," Sandor rasped. "I prayed that you'd hate me and forget me, forget this face. And I've been praying it ever since. Get that in your pretty head, girl. I lit a fucking candle, and I prayed for you." Blackwater AU where Sandor stays with Sansa instead of leaving. Red Wedding AU where Robb actually keeps his promise to Walder Frey. Multiple POV.

    Sansa Stark is the key to the North should her brother fail in his quest for vengeance. The Lannisters have a plan, but Sandor Clegane has sworn himself to her protection through the many horrors she is made to face. Tyrion and Shae watch her with care until the King in the North comes to win freedom for his people. However, with each advancement, Joffrey tightens his grip on Sansa. The vow to save her happiness and the North soon stands upon the edge of a knife.

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    03 Jan 2018