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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    It starts out like a joke. A dead body and a medical examiner end up in a morgue. Except the dead body takes a breath. And then he takes two. And then he's breathing. So, it's more like a living body and a medical examiner end up in a morgue. Except the living body isn't entirely human and the medical examiner won't remember this joke in the morning.

    So maybe the joke goes more like this: how many times does Eren have to die before he enjoys the life he comes back to?

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    27 Aug 2016

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    Goddamn fae lore urban fantasy. I am here for this.

  2. Rec 85

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    eren jaeger is an archaeologist fresh out of college and working at the dig of his dreams. when two huge crystals with people inside are discovered in a cavern beneath a remnant of wall, it's no wonder he feels like he's made it big-time. however, drilling into the crystals leads to the near decimation of his dig team and the startling surprise that the man at the center isn't a corpse. the entire world is put on edge when the fact that the man is alive is revealed and the possibility of having questions about the long-lost history finally answered. while eren is just as eager as the rest, he finds he's learning more than he's bargained for when the man not only knows him, but recognizes the rest of eren's friends. as the mysterious levi is nursed back to health from his centuries-long sleep, eren realizes that the feelings he has for him are more than just an archaeologist and his precious artifact.

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    2 Jul 2015

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    An outside perspective of time shock and alienation in a foreign world filtered through a fragile lens of not-quite-remembering something very important.

    Good shit.

  3. Rec *

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    A practical and respectable university student meets a disreputable man who wants to fly. The ending is obvious to anyone not distracted by their own genius, and it's a little further off than it probably should have been.

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    15 Jan 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    “I think you and I both know there’s only one animal capable of this.”

     

     

     

    Whitechapel is being terrorized by a series of gruesome murders, the most recent of which is especially heinous in its brutality. Captain Erwin Smith makes a gamble, pulling the famous game hunter Eren Jaeger out from military prison and placing him under the care of war hero Lieutenant Levi Pascal, a French Jew who still has ties to the criminal community. Levi and Eren find themselves evenly matched as they hunt for their killer, but along the way, the killer starts hunting them. Who is the Whitechapel Killer? Kaney the Ripper, a man who may be Levi’s father? Are the killings a cover up by a vicious German gang seeking some kind of treasure? Is it Jaeger’s wife, who knows more about the case than she lets on?

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    1 Oct 2014

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    A streak of bad luck leaves Eren desperate for cash, and desperate enough that making porn doesn't seem like such a terrible idea. He's young, he's cute, he's horny, and his favourite studio is currently hiring. It seems like fate up until he learns that his two most admired actors, whom he spent the majority of his teenage years appreciating, have recently retired.

    Still, he is nothing if not determined, and he sets out to see if he can persuade them to make one last movie. And then he gets to know them as people, and things start getting complicated.

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    13 Sep 2014