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    The Shire is spread out at Bilbo’s feet like a green duvet that stretches out as far as the eye can see. The air is full of birdsong and the indistinct murmur of a small town; conversation, laughter, and squabbling all blending together into a single cohesive whole.

    Bilbo stands on young strong legs without thinking and takes three shaking steps away from the polished flagstone that makes up the front step of Bag End.

    There is Farmer Maggot driving a herd of geese to market and there, there is Hamfast Gamgee tramping down Bagshot Row looking like a tween again with a flask of Gamgee rotgut poking out his back pocket. He is surrounded by faces and voices he knows, all of whom should be older and altered. Many of which should be dead.

    ‘Is this the undying land?’ Bilbo wonders and pinches himself. It feels real. It feels too real. If feels… familiar.

    Bilbo gets sent back from the Undying Lands for one last try. Sometimes perspective makes all the difference.

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    22 May 2013

  2. Rec 54

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    Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli each have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation.

     

    (They're not going to like it.)

    L/G, mostly bookverse, some movie elements.

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    18 May 2013

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    Erik is a hermit crab and proud. He is also stalking a shore crab named Charles.

    In which everybody in XMFC is a crab.

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    1 May 2013

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    Valjean pulls Javert up out of dark waters.

    ""No," Valjean says, but Javert knows that he has planted the possibility – Valjean shoving aside the bedclothes and rucking up his nightshirt and the grim slap of flesh on flesh and those hard convict's eyes boring into the back of his neck, Valjean's breath on the back of his neck again, and –

    The rush of blood southward catches him almost by surprise. He hopes Valjean does not notice the change in his eyes, the startled swallow. He always hopes too much. To see where he stands Valjean need only glance at the bedclothes.

    This, Javert thinks, the thoughts leaden in his stomach. This, this, this is what becomes of you without the prop of your law. This is where your thoughts slink – vile and filthy, back to the gutter, this is the slimy rind that's left of you –"

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    28 Apr 2013

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    Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.

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    3 Apr 2013

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    In which the folks from Greendale are in the Kickpuncher fandom and it causes about as much trouble as you'd expect.

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    36
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    72
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    931

    29 Mar 2013

  7. Rec 66

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    Britta decides Abed and Troy should be honest with the group about their relationship.

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    27 Mar 2013

  8. Rec 47

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    The group gets an assignment and Abed gets a clue

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    27 Mar 2013

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    "Who is it?"

    He looks down at his paper. It's the man from his dream, he realizes. It's not a perfect likeness—but the furrowed brow is there, the slope of his nose, the proud curve of his lips. The man’s hair is perhaps wilder in the sketch than in the dream, and he realizes he has spent too long considering how this sketch compares to a man that is a figment of his subconscious.

    He smiles wryly at the sketch, and says, "It's Apollo."

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    26 Mar 2013

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    The tenure-track teaching job is the rarest of holy grails for a young academic, but getting hired may have been the easy part.

    These things he can be sure of: his students are going to drive him crazy, the bureaucracy is driving him to drink, and Bill Kaplan in the office down the hall is the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. Too bad Billy already has a boyfriend.

    All Teddy wants is to survive his first year.

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    1 Mar 2013

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    She'd always known she'd make her way there one day.

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    18 Feb 2013

  12. Rec 13

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    Five times Blaine Fundin had a conversation about William Baggins, and one time he actually spoke to the man.

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    28 Jan 2013

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    A series of small stories set in and around my story "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to read that first! Herein you will find all of the family feelings, and more angst and fluff than you can shake a stick at. Prompts are always welcome!

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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    28 Jan 2013

  14. Rec 6

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    Priya, the dollhouse and other wardens.

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    14
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    24 Jan 2013

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    The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    23 Jan 2013

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    Alpha evolved once; he will again.

    And so, for that matter, will Echo.

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    28
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    10
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    22 Jan 2013

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    Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a simple, quiet life. He likes his solitude and his predictable routine.

    The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home.

    But when Bilbo is dragged into the midst of the group as their unwilling burglar, his life will take a turn for the terrifying, and everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    14 Jan 2013

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

    Words:
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    Chapters:
    10/30
    Comments:
    365
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    14 Jan 2013

  19. Rec 25

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    Three Times Dís Plaits Her Sons' Hair

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    Comments:
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    145
    Bookmarks:
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    13 Jan 2013

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    Written for the Hobbit kink meme.

    In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist.

    And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little gentlehobbit.

    Words:
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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    286
    Kudos:
    1739
    Bookmarks:
    601
    Hits:
    46961

    13 Jan 2013

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