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    Anakin Skywalker: right about sand. Wrong about everything else.

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    Leia got arrested for chaining herself to a theater. Somehow, this leads to her being the new artistic director of the theater. She preferred the jail cell.

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    Obi-Wan goes to visit the only person from whom he would accept a humbling diminutive.

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    6
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    Being good in bed is not synonymous with being strong in the Force, or with being good at sex. Dammit.

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    There is just enough space for pleasure, because it's possible to be in a room filled with other people and silently ignore the fact that some of them are making love, if none of you ever talk about it. Everyone needs to feel alive if they can.

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    Luke Skywalker makes an enormous mistake and goes to Ahch-To to atone for his error. But wherever he goes, his ghosts go with him, and they don't let him sit quietly until he's ready to deal with his problems. Alternate Universe - The Last Jedi and The Force Awakens would happen differently in this timeline.

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    If Amy could change one thing about the Nine-Nine she would teach people the importance of naming wolves in accordance with their dignity as sapient creatures who regularly save lives.

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    5
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    Just because it's not the Golden Age anymore doesn't mean Lois and Clark have abandoned their thing about spanking.

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    2
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    Tony has always had a paternal relationship with JARVIS and a dependence on him. Post-AoU.

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    1/1
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    10
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    21
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    Alexander Hamilton meets his brother.

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    10
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    Arthur Shappey, unofficial air steward, is also known to a very few people as the Iron Moth.

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    5
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    2
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    Will would never go to the cinema to see a film called Captain America.

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    2
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    50
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    3
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    443
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    Geno doesn't want his new kitty Greebo to be lonely when he has a game. He's lost more couches that way.

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    30
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    191
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    19
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    2687
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    Patrick Kane tries to give a St. Crispin's Day speech and ends up as Falstaff. Sort of.

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    22
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    80
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    13
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    1854
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    Entries from the hockey blog "Nah, Man, I'm Just Puckin' With You" from 2004-2006, beginning in the period when Evgeni Malkin played with Sidney Crosby until they were separated by the cruel NHL draft.

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    English
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    564
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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    103
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    8
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    1479
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    Jaro's move to America is one long fall that seems like it's going to go on for-fucking-ever.

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    English
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    1
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    2063
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    The hors d'oeuvres are all fine--this time, but Nathalie will never forget or forgive the false calamari incident--and the drinks are flowing freely enough that someone across the room is laughing much too loudly. (February 2007)

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    When Geno kisses Sidney for the first time, it feels sweet and warm and wonderful, and like it changes the rules of the game. Geno isn't someone he kisses, or someone he's thought about kissing, but now the possibility is right there, he wants to try it again. But it's not that simple.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
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    142
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    3647
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    Six limericks labeled by pairing, none clean.

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    English
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    209
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    11
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    48
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    1
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    1525
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    There are plenty of people in the world who are better at sex than Sidney, basically everybody who's tried to do it more than three times and got past handjobs, so when he decides he needs some help, he seeks out experts--or rather, sexperts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    485
    Bookmarks:
    64
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    8112

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