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    Geno doesn't want his new kitty Greebo to be lonely when he has a game. He's lost more couches that way.

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    1/1
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    26
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    141
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    9
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    1788
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    Patrick Kane tries to give a St. Crispin's Day speech and ends up as Falstaff. Sort of.

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    1,231
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    1/1
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    1
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    21
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    60
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    11
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    1373
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    Entries from the hockey blog "Nah, Man, I'm Just Puckin' With You" from 2004-2006, beginning in the period when Evgeni Malkin played with Sidney Crosby until they were separated by the cruel NHL draft.

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    English
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    564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1132
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    Jaro's move to America is one long fall that seems like it's going to go on for-fucking-ever.

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    English
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    5,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1004
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    The hors d'oeuvres are all fine--this time, but Nathalie will never forget or forgive the false calamari incident--and the drinks are flowing freely enough that someone across the room is laughing much too loudly. (February 2007)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    48
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    1019
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    When Geno kisses Sidney for the first time, it feels sweet and warm and wonderful, and like it changes the rules of the game. Geno isn't someone he kisses, or someone he's thought about kissing, but now the possibility is right there, he wants to try it again. But it's not that simple.

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    English
    Words:
    31,509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2301
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    Six limericks labeled by pairing, none clean.

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    English
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    209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    37
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    891
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    There are plenty of people in the world who are better at sex than Sidney, basically everybody who's tried to do it more than three times and got past handjobs, so when he decides he needs some help, he seeks out experts--or rather, sexperts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    53
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    287
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4757
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    Lix had murmured the possibility in her ear, once, twice, between kisses too sharp with whisky, when Freddie was too few frames of black and white indignation.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    16
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    476
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    Mario is afraid to want what he wants, but fortunately for him, he's not the only person who wants it.

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    English
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    5,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1507
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    The only thing that compensates for a big failure is repeated little successes. (Post-2013 playoffs.)

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    Language:
    English
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    3,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    75
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    1577
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    Sidney is on a mission, and if he has to walk shirtless through every hotel in North America to get what he wants, he's prepared to make that sacrifice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2816
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    The last time Sidney played with raw stripes from the night before on his ass, he scored two goals and two assists.

    Language:
    English
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    3,747
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1708
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    Anyone who can get a Hamlet worth watching out of Jack Crew can teach Sidney Crosby how to say five lines of Henry V convincingly--or that's what the front office hopes, at least.

    Language:
    English
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    4,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2075
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    When Sidney is three, he wants to be a hockey player and a superhero.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,864
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1161
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    A good captain has to take care of his team.

    Language:
    English
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    15,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3892
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    A group that nearly missed trending on Twitter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,083
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    706
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    Rachel has an easier time asking impossible questions when she's pissed, and always has done. Sometimes they're useful impossible questions, like "What would you do with a set of diaries if you were a homicidal nutter?" and sometimes they're less useful impossible questions like "Why don't you come back to mine, Nick?" or "Did I say--did I really say--"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,990
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    893
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    Everything must look perfect at all times. (Spoilers for series 2.)

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    English
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    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    197
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    In which there is an intimate ritual required of new members of Les Amis de l'ABC, and it doesn't stop at kissing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    138,253
    Chapters:
    69/69
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    5381

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