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    Next up on Miraculous: Ladybug and Chat Noir tackle teenhood! Watch our heroes face the realities of growing up- surviving puberty and akuma alike as together they navigate the unknown pitfalls of love and first-time intimacy.

    Also dick jokes. There's like... alot of dick jokes.

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    21 Jan 2018

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    Adrien is excited to reveal his true identity, while Marinette is terrified. But Master Fu says they can't afford to be distant any longer. Chat Noir and Ladybug are meant to work in tandem both in and out of uniform, their strength stemming from the bond created between them. Yet, teenagers are sometimes better at dancing blind than running with wide open eyes, even with the steps laid out before them.

    Steps in the path of an expanding world. Apart, they'll flounder. But together, they might just stand a chance.

    Takes place following season 1.

    PART ONE COMPLETE
    Chapters 1 - 10
    Word Count: 122,141

    PART TWO COMPLETE
    Chapters 11 - 22
    Word Count: 172,956

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    19 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Human.
    The screen flashed brightly and everyone chuckled as if to say obviously.
    There was just one problem. Marinette’s result most definitely would not garner a chuckle.
    She started glancing around in what she hoped was a nonchalant way, standing to the side of the line and pretending to try and get a better look, when really she was just letting others pass her and hoping to stall for time. Then her eyes met his, green orbs reflecting the panic she felt coursing through her own veins, and she knew he was doing the same thing. She didn’t know who he was and didn’t want to know, but right now, they needed to be anywhere but here.

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    18 Jan 2018

  4. Rec 99

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    There is a guy.

    A really hot guy, in fact, who has the audacity to jog on the sidewalk shirtless, as if Stiles has the mental capacity to deal with that at seven in the goddamn morning.

    He does not.

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    13 Jan 2018

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    “Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”

    “Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”

    Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.

    “It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.”

    Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.

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    12 Jan 2018