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    The thing is, Frank doesn't actually mean to become a babysitter. At first, he regards it as a kind of horrific accident that's somehow befallen him through no fault of his own. When his mom first mentions it, he's sprawled on the couch doing his best impression of an extremely sober person who was absolutely not about to jack off before passing out for the night. "The Ashers need a sitter for Friday night," she says. "I told them you were free." Frank lets that sentence slop around his brain until he's sure it doesn't contain the words "drinking" or "pot" in conjunction with "have you" and "been", then he makes a vague noise of acquiescence and promptly forgets all about the whole thing. Alternatively, the one where there is absolutely no shame in asking an eight-year-old girl for relationship advice.

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    11 Nov 2017

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    Victoria looks thoughtful for a moment, then says, "I would..." she pauses, twirling a strand of hair around her finger as she thinks."I'd be really nice to them," she declares after several seconds, and nods decisively. "And not bite them or steal their things."

    Frank considers this. It isn't actually a tactic he's tried yet. "Alright," he says. "Yeah. Yeah, that could work."

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    Gerard is the reason why Frank is here at ass o' clock in the morning to get the set for their first real video finished a day early while Mikey and Ray and Otter are all catching up on precious sleep.

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    11 Nov 2017

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    and then they decided they didn't want this to be a one time thing and rode off into the sunsett on a unicorn while Mikey yelled "THEY ARE REAL" in the background

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    A workplace AU.

     

    There’s a dude sitting in one of the high-backed chairs opposite the reception desk. Mostly obscured by a fake ficus plant between them, the guy probably wouldn’t have been noticeable save for the lazy sprawl of his legs, the Chucks contrasting against the floral rug.

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    06 Nov 2017

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    THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD the whole time I was thinking "this will end in angst" bc there's gotta be some kind of a catch with stories this awesome bUT THERE ISN'T

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    There's a little button up at the top of the page, marked "gallery", and Gerard clicks on it. It presents him with a handful of different names, presumably the artists in residence, and he skims down the list until he spots it: Frank Iero (horror/gore, traditional American designs). Iero, Gerard thinks, rolling the name around his head like a rosary bead in his palm. Of course the fucker is Italian, because the world is cruel and Gerard's life is hard. With a deep, tortured sigh, he clicks on Frank's name.

    In which Frank is a tattoo artist and Gerard is a fearsome and terrifying undead creature of the night. Sort of.

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    06 Nov 2017

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    CUTE CUTE CUUUUTE

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    Gerard has a sex bucket list, an oral fixation, he's addicted to coffee and wears sunglasses indoors. Frank doesn't know what made him say yes when he asked Frank to marry him. Maybe the fact that he's always willing to blow Frank no matter where they are - like, in an airport smoking lounge. (Or maybe it was just because he loves him.)

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    06 Nov 2017

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    #GeeTheUltimateBlowjobPro
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