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    After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

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    19 Jan 2017

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    ... no words.

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Erik doesn't go to clubs, until the one time he does. He meets a girl. And then there's a time after that. And a time after that.

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    23 Sep 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    When Sadie time-hops off to her own adventure, Frank Doyle winds up with an unusual guest in his penthouse apartment.

    This fiction has some unrealistic bits, such as when everybody communicates fairly well while being blackout drunk.

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    5 May 2016

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    "Not quite like the other me, huh," Steve said, because there was no point pretending.

    "Nah, actually I was thinking I can see it," Sam said. "The way you stand--you project, you know? Like in a way you really always were the big guy, just your body took a while to catch up."

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    23 Jun 2015

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    "There is a world where whenever someone fantasizes about you, you can physically feel it, but you have no idea who is thinking it about you."

    Stiles knows it's wrong, but he's been Fantasizing about Derek and he can't bring himself to stop. Derek doesn't know who's taken an interest in him, but he's enjoying it way more than he probably should.

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    9 Nov 2014