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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    When Eggsy was a child, a man came and told him his Da was dead. He gave Eggsy a fob in case he ever needed a favour. Eggsy couldn’t figure out why his Mum never talked about the posh man. And one day he crashed a car and ended up in custody and called in that favour. And there was the posh man not looking like he aged a bit in 17 years, who had to explain a few things to Eggsy and decided to offer Eggsy a chance at a job.

    And Eggsy figured being a Grim Reaper sounded sort of interesting. What was he doing with his after life anyways? So now he is haunting an estate in the country, has a ghost puppy, a new best friend, and two men teaching him insane things, and he is learning that the universe is more unfathomable than he could have ever understood while alive.

    A retelling of Kingsman where instead of being spies they are all Grim Reapers.

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    15 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Having trouble getting your spy to go to the dentist? Included in this edition of the award winning 'For Dummies' series are eleven easy steps for getting reluctant spies to see a dentist and take care of any dental issues!

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    13 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    During the Lancelot training Eggsy thought he’d enjoy doing honeypot missions when it came down to actually doing them. Of course, that was before he became the luckiest bloke on the planet and got into the most perfect relationship with two very handsome, very fit older blokes that loved him just as much as he loved them.

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    13 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    Most people just have one soulmate mark on their arms, Eggsy's got two. He pines extra hard for his missing two soulmates, but is rewarded extra hard when he finally finds them.

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    13 Aug 2017

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    Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.

    “Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”

    Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.

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    13 Aug 2017