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    Things are starting to make a truly horrifying amount of sense, now that Madara's brain has managed to leapfrog from Point A to Point My Best Friend’s Little Brother Is Also Sort of My Sexy Nemesis. Like the flirting, for one.

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    1/1
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    10
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    “Photokinetic,” Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he’s dealing with an idiot, he’ll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again).

    To his surprise, however, it’s not offense overtaking the hero’s face, but glee.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
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    Tōka is not some reckless vigilante wannabe. She is an IT girl. Mito and Tobirama can keep bouncing across rooftops and knocking out criminals if they want. Tōka is a reasonable, responsible adult with bills to pay and—and a best friend who’s probably playing punching bag for the mob right now. Damn it.

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    26
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    169
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    Reborn is never going to believe another word that comes out of Iemitsu’s mouth ever again.

    (Or, Tsuna gets himself a teacher, a new skillset, and a family that’s twice as insane as in canon. Reborn is not amused.)

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    1/1
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    2
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    579
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    There's another Team Seven. After so many long years and failed teams, Kakashi has finally passed the fourth Team Seven in Konoha's commonly-known history after his own, his sensei's, and the Legendary Sannin themselves. Oh god, what was he even thinking?

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    2
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    16
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    280
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    Minato loves his team. He really does. It's just that Team Seven's legacy of being unable to hand in normal paperwork on time is strong in the new generation and it's awful. It's just so awful. And at this rate, he's going to become a hermit like his sensei.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    Five points of view on a family of monsters.

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    10
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    1
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    Even monsters can be human. Of confrontations, choices made, and a small change that could very well shake the foundations of the world.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    306
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    “No,” Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he’s going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, “If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    527
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    Even in the next generation, Team Seven still can't do their paperwork.

    Jiraiya knew he should have booked it when his sensei tried to warn him about paperwork and ended up cackling with distinctly evil laughter instead.

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    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    306
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    For a series of asks on my Tumblr that started with: What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.

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    1/1
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    3
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    2
    Hits:
    254
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    For an ask on my Tumblr: Well that post about kisame and shark characteristics said the hoshigaki females would be generally bigger, more muscular etc. So just, kisame sees the pink headed blob from behind and like ew a weak one but then she turns around and bam memories of his mother accidentally breaking tables/doors/walls come to mind bam he's in love

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    4
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    718
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    “Excuse me,” Tenten says with chilling sweetness. “You want to what?”

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    12
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    2
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    Tobirama doesn’t give a damn about gender roles and gender-assigned clothing. Madara really, really doesn’t mind.

    (Or, Tobirama in thigh-highs and heels. Madara's a fan.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    619
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    Love is a weapon brought to bear. Love is blood spilled without remorse, and a kiss that’s so sweet they can ignore the taste of copper underneath.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any. Good god, goddamn preteens are the worst.

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    32
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    525
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    5+ AU Headcanons rambling (sort of) fic: Naruto + AU where Minato survives the sealing?

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    36
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    701
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    For a prompt from the lovely Holly: The Free! anime featuring Tobirama as a swimmer, with a water addiction like Haruka - and the same penchant for undressing at the first sight of water. Cue Madara blushing and flailing, while Tobirama gives zero shits.

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    24
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    329
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    5+ AU Headcanons rambling (sort of) fic: Naruto + AU where Team 7 gets a different sensei?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    866

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