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    “No,” Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he’s going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, “If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots.”

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    Even in the next generation, Team Seven still can't do their paperwork.

    Jiraiya knew he should have booked it when his sensei tried to warn him about paperwork and ended up cackling with distinctly evil laughter instead.

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    For a series of asks on my Tumblr that started with: What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

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    Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.

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    For an ask on my Tumblr: Well that post about kisame and shark characteristics said the hoshigaki females would be generally bigger, more muscular etc. So just, kisame sees the pink headed blob from behind and like ew a weak one but then she turns around and bam memories of his mother accidentally breaking tables/doors/walls come to mind bam he's in love

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    “Excuse me,” Tenten says with chilling sweetness. “You want to what?”

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    Tobirama doesn’t give a damn about gender roles and gender-assigned clothing. Madara really, really doesn’t mind.

    (Or, Tobirama in thigh-highs and heels. Madara's a fan.)

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    Love is a weapon brought to bear. Love is blood spilled without remorse, and a kiss that’s so sweet they can ignore the taste of copper underneath.

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    The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any. Good god, goddamn preteens are the worst.

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    5+ AU Headcanons rambling (sort of) fic: Naruto + AU where Minato survives the sealing?

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    For a prompt from the lovely Holly: The Free! anime featuring Tobirama as a swimmer, with a water addiction like Haruka - and the same penchant for undressing at the first sight of water. Cue Madara blushing and flailing, while Tobirama gives zero shits.

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    5+ AU Headcanons rambling (sort of) fic: Naruto + AU where Team 7 gets a different sensei?

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    2
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    12
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    3
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    Naruto isn’t the only one in the village to earn the title “monster”. At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally.

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    For this ask on my Tumblr: IM IMAGINING THE WRITING THING AS MADATOBI NOW?? IMAGINE!! secret letters between enemy clans. tiny stick figure drawings of hashirama doing something stupid. instructions for a new jutsu. the possibilities are ENDLESS

    (Aka that soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other’s.)

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    After the loss of his wife and his predecessor, Minato throws himself into his work, leaving his son almost entirely alone. Naruto grows up shunned but never outright reviled, aware of his burden and achingly lonely. But it’s not his way to give up, and someday, with the help of Kakashi, Obito, and a few faithful friends, he’s going to show his father just what kind of shinobi he can be.

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    At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn’t such a burden after all.

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    Episode 42 of Rezo and Remiel's Trustworthy Adventures! In which Rezo and Remiel (the most trustworthy people of all) teach us new words, all about the colour red, and meet exciting (and also super trustworthy) guests! Learn about your duty to your Municipal Government with Civil Servant Danzo, about how to be a small business owner with Petyr Balish, and all about Fire Safety from Werewolf Hunter Kate Argent. All this and more in today's episode!

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    A collection of short holiday themed podfics I gave to people as gifts for the holidays this year.

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    Two moments of awakening, almost a dozen years apart, but for Gai at least there's always been one constant between then and now, and his name is Shiranui Genma.

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    Genma just wants a relationship. Really, at this point any will do. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Iruka are simply not having it. Anyone who wants to get their grubby paws on Genma is going to have to go through them first. (Let it also be said that Kakashi is definitely not above cheating when something he wants is on the line.)

    An alternate, somewhat slapstick coda to Fallen here to grace.

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    2
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