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    A collection of stories read at the Live Performances event on the final day of Podfication 2016. Youth ministry musical background, poorly timed trains, emotional goodbyes, and all!

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    -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo on board Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts --

    CG: I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE BEFORE I GO CRASH IN MY PILE AND SLEEP THE GLORIOUS SLEEP OF THE UNDISTURBED. IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE STILL AWAKE, SHUT UP.
    CG: ITEM 0.
    CG: HUMANS ARE THE BEST.
    CG: I AM PROUD I CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CREATION, HUMANS.

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    After the big drama is all over, John awakens. Hey, aren't Dad and their alien houseguests hiding things from hi -- oooh, pancakes.

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    1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
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    2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
    GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
    GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
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    3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
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    4. Chapter 13 from Bro's POV.
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    Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
    Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo Bearded Wizard Slash on board FUCK PARADOX SPACE IN EVERY SINGLE BLACK HOLE: THE MOVIE --

    TT: This shall serve as a repository for my magnum opus.
    TT: I tease. This is a chronicle of my early days of trollhood.
    TG: yes plz tell us everything about you playing ye olde alien trouser flute

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] banned turntechGodhead [TG] from memo Bearded Wizard Slash --

    TT: I would never dare to steal the thunder from your own memo, dear brother.
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    Collection of logs to bridge the first week after Covalent.
    1) Rose & various; Feferi
    2) Dirk & Tavros, Dirk & Dave
    3) Jade & Gamzee
    4) Roxy & Eridan
    5) Dirk & Roxy & ??

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    -- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
    TC: so yeah hi

    It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

    He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

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    Three sweeps after the end of the game, Terezi finally gets to the Legislacerator academy. She didn't know how she expected it to go, but not like that.

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    -- undyingUmbrage [uu] started trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --

    uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS uP. WITH THIS CHAT CLIENT.
    uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. WHERE IS THE JEERING OPTION.
    CT: D --> I beg your pardon
    CT: D --> Who the heck are you and why are you on my chumproll in the first place with your l00dicrous and despicable hemoanonymity
    uu: I COuLD ASK YOu THE EXACT SAME FuCKING THING.
    uu: BuT I WON'T. BECAuSE I'M NOT A DuMBASS.
    uu: AND I ALREADY ASKED DIRK WHO THE FuCK YOu WERE. AND WHY YOu WERE ON MY CHuMPROLL.

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    EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
    CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
    CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
    EB: ...
    EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
    CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
    CG: MAKE UP.
    CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

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    AA: tell me about kankri, i tell you about me
    CC: ...
    CC: codDAMN megido
    CC: so did you not want to talk to any of us or
    AA: yes
    CC: so whats changed now
    AA: now is funnier to speak
    AA: vomit up your kankri fucking woes so i may laugh into your sea dog face
    CC: nice, i can feel some real sympathy flowin from your new typeface, girl.
    CC: real friendly there did you wake up beached outside your coon or
    AA: i laugh and choke and die if you lucky
    AA: tell
    CC: urgh fine okay let me just walk up to your harpoon n whine my life aint sharp enough
    CC: giving me your word youll tell me where to find you after that?
    AA: put a cross in my heart hope you die :D
    CC: imma take you at your word and that word as a yes but only because i really need to bitch about that sweater-wrapped tool

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    In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)

    Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.

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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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    Fusion with Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials/the Golden Compass.
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    Karkat doesn't know what to do with his daemon. (None of the trolls do; Terezi hides it a little better but in the week she's been sharing the Striders' apartment Davesprite doesn't count the times he found her sitting in silence on the couch, or in the staircase to the roof, that horrific alligator-mawed, hollow-bellied hound-thing of hers staring back at her with his head on her knee, both trying to make sense of each other.)

    It's funny because neither does Davesprite, really.

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    There are certain expectations in troll society about taking in a freeloader with no place to go, as Dad Egbert finds out when he offers to host two of his son's stranded friends post-game.

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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

    CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
    CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
    TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
    TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
    CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
    TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
    CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

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    TA: gue22 what ii found.
    AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
    CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
    TA: iit'2 ...
    TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
    TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
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    Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent's second chapter.

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    Davesprite and Jade talk about everything and nothing, one week into the journey along the yellow yard.

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    John has some questions about the repercussions of going God Tier. Davesprite and Jade are less than helpful.

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    Jade brings Davesprite to LOFAF on a quest to recreate her eclectic bass. Naturally they get derailed by tangents.

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