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    A collection of stories read at the Live Performances event on the final day of Podfication 2016. Youth ministry musical background, poorly timed trains, emotional goodbyes, and all!

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    English
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    576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    42
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    1
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    155
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    A series of interesting outtakes from when Syr & Opalsong got drunk and watched Breaking Dawn Part 1. Included are:
    BDSM AU
    More Serial Killer Bella
    Homestuck Relationship Analysis
    Our Thirst for a Charlie/Carlisle Detective spinoff
    Bella Doesn't Get Preggers AU
    Bad Jokes

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    English
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    22
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    What if someone other than Jacob imprinted on Renesmee? Jacob and his tiny pack are kicked out of Forks.

    Luckily, they have a friend named Deaton in a small town called Beacon Hills.

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    English
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    23
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
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    273
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    Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband, but when Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn’t expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.

    This becomes a problem when Iemitsu changes his mind...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    383
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    “No,” Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he’s going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, “If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots.”

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    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    209
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    Even in the next generation, Team Seven still can't do their paperwork.

    Jiraiya knew he should have booked it when his sensei tried to warn him about paperwork and ended up cackling with distinctly evil laughter instead.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    124
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    Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

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    English
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    34
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    125
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    For a series of asks on my Tumblr that started with: What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

    Language:
    English
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    26
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.

    Language:
    English
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    27
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    131
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    For an ask on my Tumblr: Well that post about kisame and shark characteristics said the hoshigaki females would be generally bigger, more muscular etc. So just, kisame sees the pink headed blob from behind and like ew a weak one but then she turns around and bam memories of his mother accidentally breaking tables/doors/walls come to mind bam he's in love

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    242
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    concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe
    the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
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    170
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    “Excuse me,” Tenten says with chilling sweetness. “You want to what?”

    Language:
    English
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    22
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    143
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    Brian had never asked for that kind of recognition, just the power to protect his family. Though possibly, that was what had gotten him into this situation in the first place....

    Possibly, it was what had always gotten him into these kinds of situations, he admitted wryly.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    54
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    154
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    Do... do you think that the Ravenclaws have taught the eagle door knocker some new riddles over the years? I’m thinking that either someone got REALLY stuck on a riddle and threw a fit, then pasted on their most conman-worthy grin and tried to bargain with the door. Like, how about I tell you a riddle and if you can’t get it, you let me in, eh?

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    32
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    132
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    Clint Barton's presidential campaign started as a joke. It didn't end that way, except for Steve.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    135
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1943
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    Stiles is quite content knowing that Peter Hale is dead and in the ground, which is why it's a little disconcerting when Peter starts showing up in his dreams, telling Stiles that his daughter is in trouble.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    361
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    Being in the Inquisitor's party involves a lot of walking. So much walking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,122
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    231
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    A very experimental Project Runway AU podfic. Everyone cries over split seams and spilled sequins and perfectly lined jackets and exceptional pole dancing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    70
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    An experimental podfic that was an experiment in memory.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    9
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    156
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    A series of one-shot fics that take place at various points in 'The Sum of its Parts'. The pack is coming together. (And also I've created a monster AU. Please send help.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    255
    Chapters:
    17/23
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1461

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