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    Arthur has a respectable girlfriend because he definitely isn’t gay. Eames has a boyfriend who probably couldn’t spell ‘professionalism’ but at least gives Eames the time of day. Arthur and Eames hate each other, and yet they seem to always end up fucking anyway.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1543
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    “My proposition: sex.” John forgot to breathe in his shock, though Bane looked as unfazed as always. “No words. No talking about it afterward,” Bane continued, either not noticing or not caring that John was having a slight panic attack and doing a poor job of hiding it. “I want you for tonight.”

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    3,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1977
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    Arthur is a nervous flyer, though he’s loath to admit it. That’s why he always flies first class, so he can stretch out and relax as much as possible. But that won’t help him now after a job has gone sour and he and Eames have to get out of the country incognito. No lavish hotels, no town cars, no priority seating and no first class seat. Luckily Eames may be of some use yet.

    Words:
    2,683
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1164
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    John sneaks down into the sewers and gets more than he bargained for.

    Words:
    3,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2513
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    Arthur tracks Eames down to a back alley theatre hall and is met with an unexpected surprise.

    Inspired by Tom Hardy in a wig

    Words:
    3,926
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    842
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    Arthur, the Evening Thief, and Eames, the Morning Thief, compete among the canals of Venice and end up falling in love in the process.

    Inspired by these amazing drawings of Arthur and Eames in masks

    Words:
    1,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    756
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    After years of unsuccessful dating Eames had accepted the fact that he'll never find someone willing to date a blind man. Arthur is determined to prove him wrong.

    Based on a prompt given to me for blind!Eames/Arthur and their first date :)

    Words:
    4,813
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3609
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    Just because Eames is deaf doesn’t mean he isn’t the best Forger in dream work. Nor does it stop him from falling in love, even when he shouldn’t.

    Words:
    3,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2393
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    Bane decides to teach John a lesson the old fashioned way.

    Words:
    2,068
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2326
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    Gotham is saved but has lost its masked protector. As the city rebuilds, Bane – Gotham’s near demise – must go into hiding. John Blake, police badge discarded, follows him. Together, Bane and John struggle to discover what is hidden beneath their masks and find out where they belong in the world.

    Series
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    74,306
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    373
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    11805
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    A collection of all the drabbles I've written for people to read at their leisure. Fandoms and pairings will vary, and warnings will be placed at the beginning of each story if they apply (ex. if it is mature content)

    Current fandoms/pairings:

    Thor/Avengers - Thor/Loki
    Inception - Arthur/Eames
    The Dark Knight Rises - Bane/Blake
    Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Jensen/Pritchard; Jensen/Sarif
    JGL/Tom Hardy
    Hiddlesworth
    Avengers - Clint Barton/Phil Coulson

    Words:
    14,598
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    5243
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    Summary

    In a backstreet club in Austria, Arthur and Eames share a cigarette.

    Words:
    2,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1827
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    Summary

    Arthur and Eames met in dreams long before they met in reality.

    Words:
    9,071
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3093
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    There is only one person Eames will submit to.

    Words:
    2,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2303
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    Surrounded by the constant reminder of time passing, Arthur and Eames decide that they don't need to spend Christmas alone.

    Words:
    1,991
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1289
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    "The relationship was over and Arthur resigned himself to a Christmas and New Years alone - his first one alone since Eames had swept him up in a daydream of a life three years ago. Then the phone rings; the airport is completely snowed in and Eames - having just promised to leave Arthur's life forever - is suddenly without a place to stay. And Arthur isn't heartless enough to leave him out in the snow."

    Words:
    32,368
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4694
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    Thor gave Loki a scar months ago when they were roughhousing and Thor can’t seem to find the right words to apologize. They’ve been at odds but their friends drag them out for a night of drinking at a bar. As smoke fills the air and alcohol blurs their minds, Thor and Loki set the world on fire.

    Words:
    4,338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2653
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    When Eames calls him, crying, Arthur knows it’s serious.

    Words:
    3,296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2635
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    Outwit, out play, outlast. That’s the game. Sixteen castaways are stranded on the beaches of the Philippines and split up into two tribes to survive and fight for the one million dollar prize. Romance isn’t supposed to be part of the strategy, but sometimes it happens anyway. Arthur/Eames

    Words:
    23,903
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4966
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    If someone had told Jensen that Pritchard would be anything but a thorn in his side, he would have waved them off. But as the world threatens to end around Jensen, his last minutes counting down, all he can think of is the snarky cyber security chief. And to Jensen’s luck, Pritchard is thinking of him too.

    Words:
    21,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1080

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