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    A tiny one shot prompted by the question: "When did Hugh Dancy start smoking?"
    With my answer being: "When Mads Mikkelsen gives him a shotgun kiss."

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    English
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    1,383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    103
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    Levi is the Captain of The Captain's Killer, the most dreaded pirate ship in all the Caribbean, which hunts its bounty with ruthless efficiency. For years Captain Levi has dodged the Navy's most decorated Commander, Erwin, and his attempts at sinking Levi's ship and coercing him into sailing under the Navy's banner. It seems that Levi will continue sailing the seas as he pleases, answering to no one but the mood of the winds, until a stowaway with a few secrets of his own ends up on his ship and throws everything in disarray.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,669
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    3749
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    Written for the airport-related AU prompt: "I fell asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up AU" with a Hannigram twist.

    Language:
    English
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    2,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1819
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    Captain Levi Rivaille is second in command of the Survey Corps, a gang that is at constant war with the Military Police who, despite saying they act on behalf of the Crown and the people, are corrupt and violent with anyone who doesn't fall in line. Even at twenty years old Levi is seen as one of the most powerful soldiers, with detached ruthlessness in his way of life. Which means that no one was expecting him to adopt a young eight year old boy named Eren, who is orphaned when the Survey Corps' battle with the Military Police level the Shiganshina District.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    155,611
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    615
    Kudos:
    801
    Bookmarks:
    203
    Hits:
    18173
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    Eren has an embarrassing – and memorable – first visit to a strip club when he receives his first lap dance from a gorgeous man named Levi.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,632
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    989
    Bookmarks:
    247
    Hits:
    18018
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    Summary

    Love doesn’t always pan out like a fairytale. But sometimes even when things go terribly wrong they somehow turn out alright in the end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2315
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    Levi didn't enjoy beating Eren up in the courtroom, but he did what was necessary to help the Survey Corps bring Eren back to HQ to train his titan abilities. To Levi's aggravation, neither he nor Eren seem capable of sleeping through a night without the other's presence. However, what begins as forced proximity soon develops into something much deeper through shared warmth and whispered conversations late into the night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,459
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    472
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    6922
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    Summary

    This is a translation to OneWhoSitsWithTurtles' work 'We are Young'.
    Thank you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    676
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    465
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    Arthur has accepted the fact that he will finish his high school career without meeting a handsome boy to fall in love with. But then he meets Ariadne's dashing older brother when he picks them up from prom to drive them home and Arthur can't seem to keep control over his heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2386
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    John Blake figures that his worst nightmare would be getting kidnapped by Bane, Gotham's reckoning. That's pretty terrifying, but it can't compare to the fear John feels when his back hits the mattress.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3699
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    After months of restraining simmering desires, Levi and Eren celebrate Eren's eighteenth birthday together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    421
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    6963
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    Arthur and Eames meet at the wedding of Dom and Mal, and Eames is determined to make sure it is not the only wedding they attend together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2661
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    When Levi returns to the cabin in the mountains, home to the new Squad Levi, he is disgusted to find the cleaning efforts subpar. He confronts Eren only to have old painful memories stirred up for both of them. Having lost their 'normal', Levi and Eren take comfort in the only familiar thing they have left: each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1800
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    Many people call them Supervisors and Correctees but the master/slave dynamic is sickeningly obvious to John. He had no intention of ever taking part, but circumstances leave him little option. Soon he is the resigned ‘supervisor’ of Bane, a man forced into manual labour to atone for an irreversible choice twelve years prior. Despite their strained situation, Bane and John realize that they have more in common than they first thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,658
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    506
    Kudos:
    603
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    23729
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    They're all out at the bar to celebrate Jean's birthday and Eren thinks he's being clever when he requests the song "Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Luckily Marco salvages the moment with a perfect birthday lap dance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,873
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4479
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    In the Forest of Giant Trees, Levi risks his life to protect Eren and get him safely to an outpost where they can meet up with the rest of the remaining Survey Corps. Unwilling to risk losing his Captain, Eren breaks his promise and turns into a titan to join the fight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3845
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    Eames gets a bad fever while on a job and Arthur is the one who ends up taking care of him. The day doesn't end the way Arthur expected, but he can't say he minds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3149
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    Summary

    A collection of all the drabbles I've written for people to read at their leisure. Fandoms and pairings will vary, and warnings will be placed at the beginning of each story if they apply (ex. if it is mature content)

    Current fandoms/pairings:

    Thor/Avengers - Thor/Loki
    Inception - Arthur/Eames
    The Dark Knight Rises - Bane/Blake
    Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Jensen/Pritchard; Jensen/Sarif
    JGL/Tom Hardy
    Hiddlesworth
    Avengers - Clint Barton/Phil Coulson

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,788
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    7731
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    “My proposition: sex.” John forgot to breathe in his shock, though Bane looked as unfazed as always. “No words. No talking about it afterward,” Bane continued, either not noticing or not caring that John was having a slight panic attack and doing a poor job of hiding it. “I want you for tonight.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,520
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    454
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    11068
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    After the events of Skyward Sword, Link finds it difficult to sleep. Most nights he ends up staring at the ceiling and on the rare nights he does fall asleep he is shortly awoken by nightmares of his months fighting for his life. Zelda worries but cannot find a way to help. Link has accepted that this was just the way things would be after having a sequence of near-death experiences.

    Then he receives a late-night visitor who changes everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1878

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