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    A police-themed au in a modern setting. Eren has started his new job as a cop but as soon as he does, he has a run-in with a mafia boss named Levi. He soon finds himself in a web of twisted lies and corrupt cops.

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    9 Apr 2014

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    Before cell phones. Before the Kardashians. Before internet porn. The year is 1994. Eren, Mikasa, and Armin, poor kids from the wrong side of the tracks, have been transferred with the rest of their neighborhood to the posh, uptown Trost High (Home of the Titans). Mikasa and Armin seem to fit in well enough, but Eren isn't quite so lucky. Of course, most of this has to do with Eren's personality. When he accepts a bet to lose his virginity (and actually prove that someone likes him) by the end of the semester, it's hard for him to deny the improbability of winning. After all, the only one he seems to be talking to these days is the weirdly pretty (and just plain weird) goth working at the donut shop down the street...

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    24 Jan 2014

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    Eren's not a vindictive person. Really, he's not. In fact, he considers himself a big supporter of doing the right thing, fighting the good fight (literally, if need be); basically, he's a big proponent of justice.

    Sitting here with Jean's credit card clutched in his hand, Eren's sure this is just the beginning of a long and prosperous road full of justice.

    (or, the sex line fic that nobody wanted. Officially rated E for chapter 2)

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    1 Jan 2014

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    Eren joins the Keith Shadis Self Defense Academy as part of a deal with Armin. For the rest of the summer he has one-on-one sessions with the district's best martial artist and captain of the Academy's elite tournament competitors, Levi. Levi is known for scaring off students with his brutal teaching methods, but in order to become an instructor, he needs to prove that he can hold a student in private lessons. Levi doesn't want to soften himself in order to get promoted, and Eren doesn't want to become another cowardly student. Eren plans to become Levi's first official student. The fat crush he develops on Levi is unplanned, but not entirely unwelcome.

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    19 Dec 2013

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    'Teasing Arthur is like going all in during poker; like picking up a revolver for Russian roulette; like slipping on a blindfold during sex for the first time, in that – if it all turns out badly, yet he’s still left standing afterwards – Eames has no one but himself to blame.'

    Eames buys Arthur a pair of lace panties as a joke - it doesn't go like he'd planned.

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    17 Aug 2013

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