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    “Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.”

    Or, Hux brings Kylo home for the holidays.

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    26 Jul 2016

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    Join the First Order’s largest intimate social network!*

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    14 Jul 2016

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    Kylo's heat suppressant medication gets destroyed on Starkiller Base. He goes into heat on board the Finalizer.

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    1 Jun 2016

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    When Hux had gotten the brief that he’d have to extract his unfortunate counterpart from a bar on Tatooine, the last thing he’d expected to find when he got there was that Ren had somehow managed to get himself enslaved by a Hutt.

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    23 May 2016

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  5. Rec 20

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    Unbeknownst to Hux, Kylo Ren confesses that he feels a call from the light to a ghost, only he doesn't envision the home of his parents that await him, but the gleam of auxiliary lights on red hair and a pair of leather gloves fitted over slender, pale hands.

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    18 May 2016

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