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  1. Rec 72

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    The Rules:
    1. Just sex, no feelings
    2. The arrangement lasts as long as is beneficial
    3. Either party can choose to end the arrangement, no questions asked
    4. No kissing

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    6 Mar 2017

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    Hux has always had a plan for his life. It's going well. He's following in his father's footsteps with the College Republicans and writing for the prestigious "First Order" campus conservative magazine with his new friend Dopheld Mitaka.
    Until he meets Mitaka's roommate, Kylo Ren -- who is everything he shouldn't want.

    The college AU that nobody asked for, where Hux is a very closeted up-and-coming young Republican and Kylo is his polar opposite and greatest temptation. With lots of late-night texts, drunk sex, and Grand Moff Tarkin propaganda.

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    27 Nov 2016

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  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    While depressed one night, Kylo Ren decides to jerk out his sorrows to his favorite holoporn vids, starring Major Fuxx and his parade of alien partners. Major Fuxx bears a striking resemblance to General Hux, which is part of the appeal, but he suddenly realizes that they may have more in common than their looks...

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    27 Nov 2016

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  4. Rec 91

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    Hux goes missing and Kylo finds him in a place that's extremely strong with the Dark Side. The consequences of Hux's captivity are nothing like Kylo could have predicted.

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    11 Nov 2016

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  5. Rec *

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    Hux is a retired Army General, running low on funds and VA benefits pay next to nothing. Phasma turns up with a job that pays well, but requires protecting, rather than murdering, the irritating spoiled brat, Kylo Ren. The brat's run off bodyguards for anything from seducing them to driving them to violence. Now, his parents seek someone else to fill the position. Hux wonders how long it will take him to bend the tantrum-throwing hell-spawn over his knee and give him the paddling he so richly deserves.

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