OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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  3. Summary

    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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  5. Summary

    This is less Sarah/Maria fic and more a collection of Sarah/Maria drabbles because plot is hard. Background Steve/Tony and various other characters (mothers in particular) make appearances for the hell of it. This is basically as fluffy as something heavily featuring dead mothers can be, which is honestly pretty fluffy. Some parts will be more Sarah & Maria, so put on and take off your slash goggles as you please.

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  1. Rec *

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    This whole college gig would be hard even enough without Winry being the best wingwoman Ed never wanted… and without the blog. Definitely without the blog.

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    22 Feb 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fuck off this is so gosh darn cute. I don't know if I'll reread it cause it hits a little too close to some of my personal Issues, but there's a strong possibility I won't be able to resist and thus I have to bookmark this to save future me the frantic scramble in search of it.

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    Merlin is a recent graduate with a double doctorate in metaphysics and physics. Arthur is a low-level paper pusher with a desk in the sub-basement of MI5. They live in a world with ridiculous laws and restrictions against anyone who might be supernatural in any way, shape, or design.

    Merlin has huge debts looming over this head, a few quid left in his bank account, and no job prospects. Arthur is pushing thirty, in a dead-end job with no chances of promotion to fieldwork agent, and is thoroughly bored with his life.

    One ill-advised Craigslist advert, five pushy mates, one nosy all-knowing sister, and a hacked email account later, Merlin and Arthur take the world by storm.

    (Or, more precisely, they take over the world.)


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    15 Feb 2018

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    I fucking love this shit.

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    It’s not that Stiles hates his neighbor. Sure, he’s a huge jerkface who wears leather jackets, douchy sunglasses and routinely tries to murder Stiles with his eyes.

    But Stiles doesn’t hate him. He’s not sure he’s capable of hating someone that smoking hot.

    Or -

    Stiles and Derek get snowed in on Christmas Eve.

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    04 Feb 2018

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    -squawks- this is adorable Christmas fluff

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    Steve thinks he can seduce Tony before Tony seduces him.

    He's very, very wrong.

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    03 Feb 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is my j a m

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Aliens run out of fuel near earth. The spaceship runs on joy. At least that’s what Tony is told.

    Joy, apparently, is alien for quite a lot of sex, thank you.

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    02 Feb 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "Okay but they have weird magical space metal and also taste like cherries" --Tony's argument for being dumb is far too convincing