OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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  1. Summary

    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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  3. Summary

    This is less Sarah/Maria fic and more a collection of Sarah/Maria drabbles because plot is hard. Background Steve/Tony and various other characters (mothers in particular) make appearances for the hell of it. This is basically as fluffy as something heavily featuring dead mothers can be, which is honestly pretty fluffy. Some parts will be more Sarah & Maria, so put on and take off your slash goggles as you please.

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  4. Summary

    What it says on the tin. (Any and all resemblance to Malia's story arc is wholly accidental especially since I posted this before Malia was a thing I'm pretty sure so HA!)

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  5. Summary

    Basically I'm just giving in and starting a series for my stupid little drabbles. There will be schmoop. And probably angst. And incomplete, unsatisfying nonsense. Probably even just chunks of text that are little more than prompts. If anyone wants to do anything with them, go for it.

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  1. Rec *

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    Jim Kirk is nine when a massacre on Tarsus IV leaves him without a family and without a home. Spock is twelve when a strange boy in the desert saves his sehlat. Families aren't born; they're made. The look in mother’s eyes at his correction remained a mystery long after the colors of the night sky and the complex patterns of distant nebulae had become translatable by means of distinct and relatively straightforward equations.

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    14 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    200k of adorable <3

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    Spock was able, at any given moment, to understand at least 50% of whatever it was Montgomery Scott was doing at any given moment.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    -cackles-

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    Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up--a love story.

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    12 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    -cackles-

    Both angsty and adorable af

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    Spock is pretty much doomed the minute Jane realizes that the fatshirt is incredibly slutty, and also regulation.

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    11 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A hate note to the Starfleet female uniforms that I can really get behind.

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Scotty and Jim get drunk, and secrets are revealed.

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    11 Aug 2017

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    I'm just glad we all agree that Jim is a slut. I feel it's very important that no one thinks otherwise.

    ...you know it occurs to me that, for an asexual sort, I'm inclined to like slutty characters a lot. The fuck.