OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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    This is less Sarah/Maria fic and more a collection of Sarah/Maria drabbles because plot is hard. Background Steve/Tony and various other characters (mothers in particular) make appearances for the hell of it. This is basically as fluffy as something heavily featuring dead mothers can be, which is honestly pretty fluffy. Some parts will be more Sarah & Maria, so put on and take off your slash goggles as you please.

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    What it says on the tin. (Any and all resemblance to Malia's story arc is wholly accidental especially since I posted this before Malia was a thing I'm pretty sure so HA!)

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  1. Rec 93

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    Ed comes back from a week-long mission, and everyone is acting wrong.

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    04 Dec 2017

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    -collapses under all the adorable- omg

  2. Rec 77

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    All magic is blood magic. And all vampires are bastards, although in that case, Ed's working from a sample size of one.

    [Super Halloween-y AU!]

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    06 Nov 2017

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    OKAY BUT I KEEP PICTURING ED IN A CUTE LIL CLICHE WITCH OUTFIT LIKE, CORSET AND RIBBONS AND SKIRT AND ??? I need it
    And this fic
    Fucking Tierfal
    My entire fma fanon is Tierfal pretty much

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    Angel!Tony and artist!Steve.
    (Obviously there's more to the story, but that's all you'll find here...)

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    16 Oct 2017

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    -yellw from the rooftops- THIS ART IS REALLY NICE

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    They’re sitting in the car, and Stiles’ dad is poring over the scans, gesturing violently at the air. ‘I just don’t understand!’ he says. ‘There’s never been anything out of the ordinary on any of your tests, and yet you always have seizures! How come nothing ever comes up?’

    Stiles shrugs, has heard his dad complain about this a dozen times before. Stiles is pretty sure that he and Derek are some kind of magical soulmates and this is the way the world has decided to connect them, but somehow, he doesn’t think that'll fly as an explanation.

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    14 Oct 2017

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    how is this so adorable <3

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    “Never thought I’d come after another mouthy Terran,” Yondu grins, crooked teeth unabashedly bared and seemingly unconcerned, “but my boy … well he deserves the best. Figured I’d make up for threatenin’ to eat him all those years. Might stop him from being so pissy all the time.”

    “That’s real sweet and all,” Toni cuts in sharply as understanding dawns on her, “but I doubt he’s my type. And it’s not the blue thing either, because that could be hot. It’s more along the lines of the whole I’m not leaving with you thing.”

    “Well see, that’s where you’re wrong,” Yondu smirks and abruptly whistles. Toni’s startled for a split second by the arrow that darts towards her from where it had been sheathed at his waist. The fin on his head glows a threatening red.

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    09 Oct 2017

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    Oh no this is adorable and hilarious af. Also I love that the Tony Stark protection squad is just like, migrating through the ships until canon stops fucking it up like

    Also also I need to draw this Toni she's lovely uOu