OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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    This is less Sarah/Maria fic and more a collection of Sarah/Maria drabbles because plot is hard. Background Steve/Tony and various other characters (mothers in particular) make appearances for the hell of it. This is basically as fluffy as something heavily featuring dead mothers can be, which is honestly pretty fluffy. Some parts will be more Sarah & Maria, so put on and take off your slash goggles as you please.

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    What it says on the tin. (Any and all resemblance to Malia's story arc is wholly accidental especially since I posted this before Malia was a thing I'm pretty sure so HA!)

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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    Angel!Tony and artist!Steve.
    (Obviously there's more to the story, but that's all you'll find here...)

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    16 Oct 2017

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    -yellw from the rooftops- THIS ART IS REALLY NICE

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    They’re sitting in the car, and Stiles’ dad is poring over the scans, gesturing violently at the air. ‘I just don’t understand!’ he says. ‘There’s never been anything out of the ordinary on any of your tests, and yet you always have seizures! How come nothing ever comes up?’

    Stiles shrugs, has heard his dad complain about this a dozen times before. Stiles is pretty sure that he and Derek are some kind of magical soulmates and this is the way the world has decided to connect them, but somehow, he doesn’t think that'll fly as an explanation.

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    14 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    how is this so adorable <3

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    “Never thought I’d come after another mouthy Terran,” Yondu grins, crooked teeth unabashedly bared and seemingly unconcerned, “but my boy … well he deserves the best. Figured I’d make up for threatenin’ to eat him all those years. Might stop him from being so pissy all the time.”

    “That’s real sweet and all,” Toni cuts in sharply as understanding dawns on her, “but I doubt he’s my type. And it’s not the blue thing either, because that could be hot. It’s more along the lines of the whole I’m not leaving with you thing.”

    “Well see, that’s where you’re wrong,” Yondu smirks and abruptly whistles. Toni’s startled for a split second by the arrow that darts towards her from where it had been sheathed at his waist. The fin on his head glows a threatening red.

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    09 Oct 2017

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    Oh no this is adorable and hilarious af. Also I love that the Tony Stark protection squad is just like, migrating through the ships until canon stops fucking it up like

    Also also I need to draw this Toni she's lovely uOu

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Beacon Station is an extraplanetary center of research and exploration. Human scientist and minor disaster Stiles Stilinski lives there, as does the grumpiest alien ever: Derek Hale, the titular Sergeant Spacewolf himself. After a rocky start to their acquaintance, they’ve settled into sort of a love-hate relationship, wherein Stiles pines and provokes in approximately equal measure, and Derek grudgingly tolerates.

    When a mechanical failure leaves them stranded together in the vacuum of space, the impending doom of almost certain death forces the truth of their feelings to the fore. Will our heroes finally get together? Will it even matter? Will they survive the danger?

    (Yes, yes, and yes. There wouldn’t be a story to tell otherwise.)

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    08 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    -cackles- Yes excellent. Derek's sad eyes are legendary and they are both disgustingly in love. Good. As it should be.

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    Continues Lady Knight to the end of the Scanran War. K/D eventually. A long novel of action and manners, featuring immortals, gods, the timeway, a serious battle, some unlikely topography, and a lot of improbable architecture. Oh, and some haiku.

    Metasummary: Mary Sue? Mary Sue? I'll give you Mary Sue and make you marry her with bells on, so help me an awful lot of gods ...

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    27 Sep 2017

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    O.O

    Fanfiction that may as well be canon, truth be told. It's--hm. It's good enough I'm half tempted to leave a thorough review, but for my purposes in the future, and for anyone scrolling my bookmarks, it satisfies an incomplete feel to the Tortall books, of which I am an enormous fan. At the same time, it us--a stressful read, and sad, but it is 400k of Sakuyo's laughter and is the perfect sequel to Knight. I don't agree with every character interpretation, and a few events are a little "hmm," but that lends towards a critical review when honestly I just want to give this five stars and tell everyone who loves Tortall to give this a whirl. I love how deliciously well thought out every aspect is, and for once having a story in which the characters are not kept to their own series save cameos; everyone feels very much a part of Lady Knight Volant, and Kel's character progression is a delightful journey.

    It's not a comfort fic at all, but it is certainly a fic I'll be happy to reread as the mood strikes.

    It's not the longest fic I've ever read, but it feels like the most epic, in the epic saga sense, rather than the teenage enthusiasm sort.