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  1. Summary

    This is the collection dedicate to the work (which is both a series of drabbles and, so far in my head, a series of tags) I've been calling A Very Respectable Burglar, which takes the premise of a fem!Bilbo and then runs for the hills with it, and, while paying respect to the original text and the derivative movies that followed recently, still strives to be it's very own thing and an exploration of both the world of middle earth and my headcanons on the cultural differences of the races of Arda instead of a retelling of the events of The Hobbit.

    The quest is the same, the dwarves you know are there (plus the Is family) and the end goal and risks are the ones we know. All that happens in between and the endgame ship ... that's up in the wind.

    As I couldn't decide which pairing I would like to write more, I finally gave up and decided "all of them, but not all of them in the same fic" and as such turned this into a series which should take different ramifications and stumble over different events, styles of courting (or not courting) as it follows different shipping paths.

    It all starts the same.

    It's the path and the ending that will be wildly different, as life tends to be.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    While the Company is traveling through Mirkwood, Thorin gets whammied by a special brand of sex pollen that may take days to burn out of his system, unless he can find a partner.

    Fortunately, he and Mistress Baggins have grown quite close.

    Unfortunately, Thorin has decided not to pursue Bilbo any further until he can court her properly once the Mountain is reclaimed.

    It would help if he had informed Bilbo of any of this, especially when an Elvish flower is currently trying to kill him.

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    4 Jul 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Somewhere in the depths of the jungle, there is a temple.

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    22 Jun 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 90

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    Now you must endure.

     

    Drabbles of the Inquisitor and those who follow.

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    21 Jun 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    This is ridiculous. All of this is ridiculous, and it’s why she never wanted to bring Owen onboard with the Indominus in the first place. Jurassic World has been Chapter 11ed, and the casualty numbers are still coming in. Claire knows this because the head of legal has texted her a new photo of a different brand of top-shelf whiskey every time they break a new hundred. She would honestly rather jump into the Mosasaurus tank covered in chum than even think about dealing with the media circus currently swarming the hotel lobby, and all the documentation of their partnership with InGen has been seized, and Owen is looking up at her, mouth still wet — for God’s sake — and they’re falling back into the same patterns as always.

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    21 Jun 2015

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    This isn't the worst thing that's ever happened to Tony, but it's in the top five.

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    19 Jun 2015