OhStopItYou



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    “They think I can’t like both women and men, or that neither women nor men could ever like me. I want to prove them wrong. I want to show up to prom with two dates, a boy and a girl, and rub it in all their faces that both my dates are hotter than any of theirs. Erica already agreed to be my girl-date. And you...well, you are by far the most attractive guy I know, so I just thought…”

    “You want me to go to senior prom with you, just to be your arm candy?” Derek asked slowly.

    Stiles cringed. “Uh, yeah, that sounds about right. But it’s for a good cause!"

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    January seventh. Seven days since the start of 2015, and seven days since his father’s death.

    The bastard, he thinks bitterly. The past year Derek Hale had made it blatantly obvious that he hated his scrawny guts, taking every given opportunity to shove him up against a wall, growl threats in his ears and roll his eyes whenever he stepped into the room, muttering some snide comment about how spastic or idiotic he was.

    So why did he fucking volunteer to take him in?

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    27 Jun 2017

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    the best ever

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    So I'm drunk adn sterek shrek au sounds like a great idea so this is what happened. derek the full time ogre goes with his companion scooty booty the part tim e ogre to find his true love stiles the dick sucking donkey. nothing about this makes any sense kjust try to enjoy the swenglish (swedish + english). cleather is clothes, it's a swedish proverb told by sadistic gym teachers. have fun u fuckos

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    01 Oct 2016

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    FUCKING HELL read when ur drunk af

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    After the events of 5a, Stiles is estranged from Scott--and by association, the pack. Derek is off finding himself, or, at least, Germany and some other places. There's a lot of texting and post cards and then Derek comes back to find Stiles missing. Worse, nobody seems to remember Stiles existing.

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