NotQuiteHumanAnymore



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  2. Words:
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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    "I overheard you. You were talking in your sleep.”

    Steve's heart fluttered nervously.

    “It was a little funny at first,” Nancy admitted, her tone a mix of teasing and apologetic, “you were moaning my name and I thought it’d be kinda funny if Mike accidentally overheard you having a sex dream about his sister—”

    Steve couldn’t control the guffaw that escaped him.

    “But then you said Jonathan’s name. Right after mine. All in the same breath.”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    03 Nov 2017

  2. Rec *

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    Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.

    The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.

    Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"

    "He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."

    "But Potter, really?" said Severus.

    "He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."

    Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."

    "Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.

    (Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)

    Series
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    English
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    11 Jul 2017

  3. Rec 17

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    Barbara Gordon is Robin, Dick Grayson is Batboy, Renee Montoya is the commissioner of the GCPD, and of course, Bruce Wayne is Batman and Kate Kane is Batwoman, but really, what else is new?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    07 May 2017

  4. Rec 4

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    The last days of a dying world. They are the last bright flames in the darkness, left to rage against the encroaching dark.
    And everyone is the broken, shattered pieces of better selves.

    Language:
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    10/?
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    15 Apr 2017

  5. Rec *

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    Charles and Erik have grown up in ballet together. Naturally, Charles falls in love. They’re frequently cast together as lovers, and on-stage, Charles can almost believe that they’re really in love.

    But off-stage, Erik seems to regard him as just another acquaintance.

    (Ballet AU. Basically 5k words of Charles pining. Also illustrations by yours truly)

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    30 Jun 2016