Hours later - Victor belatedly remembered that there was such a thing as time zones when he woke up to his phone vibrating by his ear - Yuuri sent back Hello（〃・ω・〃）
Victor read the text, stared, then buried his face into one of the couch pillows for all of four seconds before he fumbled with his phone and texted back.
Or; Victor meets Yuuri in a bathroom. They hit it off from there.
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23 Feb 2018
“Sensei, who is that?” Anko demands, leveling a finger at Sakumo. For all her earlier enthusiasm, those pale brown eyes are almost unnervingly sharp, and Sakumo has to resist the urge to take a step back. “And why is he in your bedroom?”
She’s probably sixteen. There's no way that question isn’t a setup, Sakumo thinks. And beyond that, she calls Orochimaru sensei the way any other child would say mom or dad. Sakumo isn’t entirely sure he’s prepared for where this conversation is going.
- Part 10 of Silly SakuOro AUs
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22 Feb 2018
"Does he even realize? With the cooking and cleaning andandand—now this fucking baby?" Isaac fumes.
Said baby waves its fist in the air, and Stiles bends to haul him onto a hip. The baby babbles something and Stiles nods his head with complete seriousness, as if everything out of its mouth is perfectly sensible and coherent. Then the kid starts mouthing at Stiles' nipple through his dress and everyone goes dead silent.
"I'm going to wife him so hard," Ethan announces, and they all break out into argument over who has the best chance at mating the boy in the river.
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 Jun 2015
Option A : violently tell Derek that they are under no circumstances ever to hook up again because it was stupid and dumb.
Option B : tell Scott the truth, stand back and watch as Scott kills Derek with his bare hands so Stiles doesn't even have to face the music. Not an option at all, actually. Expunge this from the record.
The real Option B : calmly explain to Derek that the situation is too fucked up and hey, maybe if Derek and Scott ever shake hands and make up, he and Stiles can hook up again because, man...it was great.
Option C : forget everything, charge headfirst into danger like fuckin' Bravehart and have sex with Derek all over again.
Option D : bury himself alive and wait for the worms to eat him.
Stiles, an omega, wants children desperately, and he will go to any length to achieve his dream. He decided a glory hole was the perfect answer for his desires. All he wanted was for an alpha to impregnate him, nothing more.
Sometimes plans don't always go as planned.