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    In which Charles and Erik meet for the first time at the urinal, and somehow years later end up basically co-parenting Erik's baby daughter.

    [A How I Met Your Mother AU featuring Charles as bi!Ted and Erik as gay!Barney.]

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    23 Nov 2017

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    Kyoko finds herself in a challenging situation when a certain someone makes a guest appearance on Box "R" and forces her to deal with unwelcome and overwhelming feelings. (Takes place shortly after the Guam arc)

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    16 Nov 2017

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    The Japanese tabloids enjoy picking apart Ren and Kyoko's latest drama.

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    12 Nov 2017

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    “Let me see?” Carla leaned over his arm to look at his phone. “Who’s that in your wallpaper? Isn’t that the guy you were getting all those pictures of?”

    “Yes?”

    Yuuri sucked in a breath, fully prepared to undergo the humiliation of having to explain who Viktor Nikiforov was and fully aware that every time he talked about Viktor, he gave people the impression that there was something definitely wrong with him.

    “Who is he, a friend?” Carla nudged him in the side with her elbow. Yuuri moved away. “Your boyfriend?”

    “Well—” How to explain, Yuuri thought, that he was a Viktor Nikiforov stan and that photographs of Viktor cuddling his poodle always made him smile, without looking creepy? “He’s, uh…”

    “Oh my god,” Carla said. Her mouth dropped open. “You have a boyfriend. Is that why you keep turning down dates? You should have said! And here I am hitting on you like an idiot. Oh, man, James is going to die, he’s been trying to get you to have dinner with him for like two semesters, he thought he was wearing you down! Yuuri. You are such a heartbreaker.”

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    03 Nov 2017

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    Viktor is almost thirty. It’s only a matter of time.

     

    The "Viktor Nikiforov is a body-stealing monster" AU.

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    03 Nov 2017