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    Where Yuuri remembers the banquet, Viktor forgets, and Yakov Feltsman has his own plans.
    “I’ve been made aware of your recent break with Celestino Cialdini, and would like to offer you a trial period where you train under me, in St. Petersburg. There are only three conditions: you will board with another one of my students, you will take ballet with Madame Baranovskaya, and you will help me coach Yuri Plisetsky, who refuses to listen to my criticisms of his spins.” Yakov nods at this point, leans forwards and looks Yuuri in the eye. “I will charge no coaching fees.” With a deal like that, even if it means he has to face Viktor again, Yuuri has no choice but to agree.

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    20 May 2017

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    On Yuri Plisetsky’s first day at Grove High, he kicks Matt Johnson so hard in the balls that it actually sends him to the hospital.

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    20 May 2017

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    Sixteen-year-old Chihoko Sato is at Four Continents almost by accident, so the fact that Victor Nikiforov is headed straight towards her is probably also an accident, right?

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    Short ficelt inspired by a gifset on tumblr, where Dudley stands up to Vernon and tells Harry he doesn't think he's a waste of space and I went off on a headcanon tangent of "whatifs". Not beta'd not proofed, just copied from the post so people could read it easier :)

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    8 May 2017

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    “How dare you undermine me, you cannot just give it to the Lake men, I forbid it!” Bilbo did his best to look unbothered which just made Thorin angrier. “Am I not the King?” he snarls and Bilbo prays to Yavanna for strength at what he is about to do next.

    “No you’re not.”

    Even the air seemed to still at Bilbo’s words.

    “What did you say?” Thorin asks lowly, eyes darker than they’ve ever been, expression twisted with malice though he has never looked at Bilbo that way before, certainly not recently. A part of Bilbo mourns silently for the potential those looks had held.

    “You’re not the king,” Bilbo straightens his shoulders and reaches his hand down into the pocket where the proof is stored, pulling out the brilliant gem and holding it out for all to see. ”…I am.”

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