I lick the night sky with my tongue-like eyeballs.
Wallow in the world as it spins, round and round.
Staggers on wobbling roads void of any coin.
Stampedes board trains, bound for past the grave.
Easier than the first thought, the brakes are misplaced.
Pretend to look for them. Ah, it's a monkey show.
Don't wanna drink, but I swallow, not spitting it out.
Bog boat journey goes on. Come on, have another cup.
It's extremely effective on my brain, I see.
The side affects are triple on me. An idiot's drug it may be.
A distrait life of mistakes. There goes my future.
Uncured me's here to stay, thanks to an idiot's drug.
~Hatsune Miku, "Idiot's Drug."
Every school has its weirdoes. You’re pretty sure that’s just a fact of life.
But there was something very, very disconcerting about those four.
(The genre is troll erotica.) (The classic element is gratuitous horntouching.)
A film helps Karkat to teach John some important things about troll culture!
Troll growth cycles are a miracle of nature. That is, they occur spontaneously and are a potential danger to the life and nerves of all involved. Dave learns about this and about the phenomena of the ravenous lisping werebeast the hard way(there is no easy way), and Sollux experiences the power of mashups.