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  1. Rec *

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    At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.

    Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.

    (Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)

    *Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.

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    14 Oct 2014

  2. Rec 15

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    Three years, several visa problems, and one horrible break-up by way of a fellow expat named Bard Bowman later, Bilbo answered Gandalf's suggestion that he return home to a tenured position and no raise with relief.

    Then he cocked it up.

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    14 Oct 2014

  3. Rec 20

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    Steve gets taken off reserves on a Tuesday, musters the spine to tell Danny on Thursday, and suffers the brunt of his loaded silence all weekend until Steve marches back into the Five-0 offices on Monday morning, furious.

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    22 Aug 2014

  4. Rec *

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    The Kalakaua-Kelly clan are determined to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny.

    It doesn't quite go according to plan.

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    16 Aug 2014

  5. Rec *

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    It's just a typical day for Five-0: someone's out to kill Steve, Danny's just discovered he's been mated with, strangers are flying in looking for the existence of spirits, and the supernatural community of Oahu is in the balance.

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    16 Aug 2014

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