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  1. Rec 47

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    Bilbo Baggins was nobody special.

    He paid his bills on time, brushed his teeth twice a day, and ran a small Teahouse down the lane called Bella’s Brewhouse, fondly named in honour of his passed mother. Bilbo was 35, had a Degree in English Literature, and lived alone.

    Nothing exciting or extraordinary happened to him.
    That was, until his oldest friend Gandalf Greyhame arrived on his doorstep late at night, after a favor.

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    16 Nov 2014

  2. Rec 70

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    The Company of Thorin Oakenshield was made up of brothers.

    Entirely too many brothers.

    Thorin should have known better.

    This is definitely going to bite him in the butt.

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    14 Nov 2014

  3. Rec *

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    Bilbo was five years old and his mother was waking him up in the middle of the night, her hands on his shoulders.

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    1 Nov 2014

  4. Rec *

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    "What is this?" the captain growled, his stance wide and threatening on the rocking deck. Bilbo crowded as close as possible to Gandalf, his legs threatening to buckle and pitch him over the side. He already hated the two fleshy appendages - why, oh why, had he agreed to leave the water? He missed his tail.

    "This, Captain Oakenshield," Gandalf replied, nudging Bilbo forward, "is your navigator."

    "Ha! Navigator? He looks more like a merchant to me."

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    29 Oct 2014

  5. Rec *

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    At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.

    Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.

    (Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)

    *Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.

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    14 Oct 2014

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