My_Darkest_Darling



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    In Bones' world, baking for that special someone is akin to sharing affection. Except Bones is stuck on the 'Fleet campus for Christmas and there is only one possible reason - or person - that could have triggered the need to bake in Leonard McCoy. And Jim hasn't a clue that hot-from-the-oven cookies mean I pine for you.

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    28 Jun 2017

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    Bucky's tips for what to do when you find yourself standing naked in a hot guy's living room while he draws you for an art school assignment:
    1) DON'T tell him you're in a band that was once called Fusion of the Empty Goose.
    2) DO flex. Everything. A lot.
    3) DON'T picture said hot guy naked.
    4) When you end up picturing him naked, DON'T apologize for your erection. This will force him to respond to the fact that your penis is hard.
    5) DON'T joke about how the fact that he's paying you makes you like a prostitute. This will lead to him awkwardly rescinding his offer to pay you, and you are a poor college dropout. The money is the ONLY reason you're doing this.
    6) DO kill Natasha for setting this up.

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    23 May 2016

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    23 May 2016

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    Bucky Barnes was cold.
     
    He felt like he’d been cold for months now; doing nothing but experiencing one unending chill after another. He’d been cold in England, and again in Italy, and again especially in Austria – both while he was kept in an underground cell, and when he was strapped without cover to the unforgiving metal of Zola’s lab table.
     
    But Steve… Steve Rogers was sunshine. Everything about him was warm, from his crinkly-eyed smile to his white-hot rage. Steve was Coney Island on a summer’s day; lying back on high rooftops to watch fireworks on the 4th of July; drinking stolen whiskey in his parent’s living room…
     
    Loving Steve was a fact – simple and plain, like breathing air or bleeding red; loving Steve was soldered into his skin like a tattoo – it buzzed in his brain like its own kind of high. It was a part of who he was.

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    31 Jan 2016

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    As far as Steve's plans go this one is admittedly not his best. It's sort of a last resort, if a last resort can take months of careful, painstaking planning and a disgusting amount of playing nice with the worst kind of people. Now it is just a simple matter of conducting a little harmless kidnapping and in the process hopefully averting a large-scale humanitarian disaster.

    When the highest levels of international politics are settled with the trade and barter of highly exclusive Gilded, Steve plans to avert a war involve removing a very important piece of leverage - which would be less of a problem if the leverage involved didn't insist on making everything so much more complicated.

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    29 Jan 2016