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    Dave knows his bro is into some weird stuff. Knows he runs a questionable paysite with a smorgasbord of kinks. And yeah─ that’s really… something. Something he tries not to think over too much. But when he comes home one night to find Dirk in a dress and a deal on the table, he can’t ignore it any longer.

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    7 Apr 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Jake decides to have a little "fun" with Bro's auto-responder.

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    17 Feb 2013

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    “You trust me, then,” he says. His voice is still level. Almost monotonous.

    "What kind of a cockamamie question is that? Of course I trust you."

    "Good. Then take your mask off."

    You stare at him. It's pretty hilarious, actually. Your mouth is hanging open and everything, and even if he can't see it, you like to think he knows. Because it's a joke. He's trying to get a rise out of you. Dirk Strider and his line-toeing skullduggery! You laugh again. It's all air this time.

    “Oh, yes—just let me slip out of this right quick and enjoy some of the nigh unbreathable miasma that passes for air on your planet! You’re a riot, Strider—a right bully jokester, top notch!”

    You serarch the glossy black of those pointed shades for some indication of—well, anything, really, but all you find is your own reflection. It’s not a joke. He’s serious.

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    16 Feb 2013

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    **not the inanimate sequel**

    is creating a program to let your auto-responder jerk you off considered self-cest or just plain masturbation?

     

    ((based entirely on this http://faun-songs.tumblr.com/post/39406721183 ))

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    11 Feb 2013

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Jake’s eyes are very green, and he is sidling up to Dirk like being threatened with a deadly weapon is a perfectly reasonable form of greeting - an inside joke, perhaps, or maybe it’s only funny when Dirk does it. Dirk isn’t sure. Dirk’s universe has narrowed to a point on a line. (Perfect time to crosspost this from tumblr, haha.)

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    5 Feb 2013

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